Military Refused To Parade For Trump.

Military Refuses to Participate in Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.
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Relax ppl satire.
Ooh wished it were so, that would be too funny..

a reply to: Spider879

Onionesque ... much.

"a sudden outbreak of bone spurs"

WTF LOL

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: Spider879

Onionesque ... much.

No Timely not much, might be my first time .

Actually, I'm not sure the disclaimer about satire was really necessary. Any six-year-old with one eye and half sense would probably realize that the chances of THAT happening are about 1 billion to one.

Of all the things in the world that MIGHT be possible, this ain't one of them, Hoss.

a reply to: Spider879


LOL, that is funny. Draft dodger trump.
He dodge it not just once, but 3 times. Pathetic. I had to sign up for the draft, and if my country would have needed me, I would have done what needed to be done, and I am a gay white guy.

Someone has an imagination. I suppose some people reading this will believe it is really happening. Satire should be easily identifiable but with the political mindset nowadays, people may think that the military is really giving a stupid excuse.

originally posted by: kurthall
a reply to: Spider879


LOL, that is funny. Draft dodger trump.
He dodge it not just once, but 3 times. Pathetic. I had to sign up for the draft, and if my country would have needed me, I would have done what needed to be done, and I am a gay white guy.

A bit of constructive criticism, if I may...

Dude. I appreciate you, brother, but to be truly honest with you, it's rapidly approaching the point where this comes off as, well, just kinda sad.

a reply to: Spider879

That's hilarious!

originally posted by: kurthall
a reply to: Spider879
LOL, that is funny. Draft dodger trump.
He dodge it not just once, but 3 times. Pathetic. I had to sign up for the draft, and if my country would have needed me, I would have done what needed to be done, and I am a gay white guy.

As a hetro black male, lemme say this, I've stood watch with many a White, Black , Asian gay males, who had my back as I had theirs,this was in the days of don't ask don't tell and a rumor could ruin a sailor's career, and for the most part the vast majority of sailors even those who were somewhat homophobic letem be..

originally posted by: kurthall
a reply to: Spider879


LOL, that is funny. Draft dodger trump.
He dodge it not just once, but 3 times. Pathetic. I had to sign up for the draft, and if my country would have needed me, I would have done what needed to be done, and I am a gay white guy.

Even if you had a bone spur in your foot...You da man...

I can't wait until I start posting questions, that's why I'm starting my 20 replies now.