SCI/TECH:WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANT IN A MAN... PERIOD, page 1

posted on Feb, 16 2005 @ 03:07 PM

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Professor Joanie Chachi of the University College of Newport has determined the kind of men women seek according to their cyclical hormonal variations. While some of the findings can be linked to the evolutionary demands of survival in the long distant past of humankind, other findings are less clear as to their evolutionary purpose.

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[Professor] Chachi discovered these three important scientific facts.

1. If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. "This is the evolutionary instinct to mate with a man who will be a strong protector and provider," says the expert.

2. If a female is menstruating, she looks for a gentler, sensitive type of guy whose facial features display understanding. "In this part of a woman's cycle she is more vulnerable and needs the comfort of someone who looks like he will provide warmth and security," explains Chachi.

3. If a woman is suffering from what is commonly known as PMS, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors jammed in his temple and a bat shoved up his ass [behind] while he is on fire. "We're not sure what to make of this one," says Chachi.

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While, obviously, such research is seminal in nature and perhaps less well developed than, say, the evolutionary purpose of such adaptations of the ear lobe, labia minora, or the tongue as being so suitable for the display of jewelry, the findings are very likely to lead to a somewhat better understanding between the sexes.

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[edit on 05/2/16 by GradyPhilpott]

worldwatcher

posted on Feb, 16 2005 @ 03:09 PM

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#3 cracks me up
I guess we women just want everything

Jonna

posted on Feb, 16 2005 @ 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by worldwatcher
#3 cracks me up
I guess we women just want everything

Ow...Ow...Ow!!!

ms_Bhavn

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 09:40 PM

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LOL...too funny

#3 could also be accurate with either sex

ms_Bhavn

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 09:40 PM

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[edit on 22-2-2005 by ms_Bhavn]

Pisky

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
Professor Joanie Chachi of the University College of Newport

The Pisky senses a piss-take

KayEm informs me that back in the annals of time there was once a spin-off from 'Happy Days' called ... Joanie loves Chachi. This little gem, added to item #3 points the Original Cornish Pixy towards a possible piss-take

As for the aforementioned #3 ... So far I've managed to avoid the scissors, baseball bat and ring of fire, but how long my luck will last is anyone's guess

parrhesia

posted on Feb, 22 2005 @ 11:10 PM

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Weekly World News is always good for a laugh

TrueLies

posted on Feb, 23 2005 @ 11:45 PM

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Damn, thats why it's so hard to find mister right...

Thats what i call best of both worlds...

it's hard to get #2 from the #1 one though.. so because you can't turn #2 into #1 you want a #3.