Are These the Worlds dumbest burglars ?

Shanghai Police have released this video of probably the Worlds dumbest burglars.


That's gotta hurt.

a reply to: gortex


Ummm...why yes...yes they are...

Except when they burgled your OP...


Oh...there it is...

That was too funny...I had to show everyone here at work...knocked his accomplice clean out...






YouSir

I dunno, I saw a video once that was very similar, but better. The window was plexiglass and the brick bounced off and hit the guy.

a reply to: gortex

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a brick, no? Pretty undodgy criminals.

That would-be-burglar forgot the first rule of B&E using a brick: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

That was hilarious, thanks

a reply to: gortex

That was brilliant! I can't stop watching it!

Plot twist: he was undercover...

Original uncropped version:

You've seen dumb, now here's dumb and dumber...

This tops the one I saw where the police asks the victim to ID the burglar and the guy goes: yes officer this is the man I robed....

And - on Valentines Day, no less...

a reply to: NightFlight

roses are red
violets are blue
this is a brick
i just threw at you

a reply to: gortex

Lol, instant Karma! It should happen more often with criminals.

originally posted by: gortex
Shanghai Police have released this video of probably the Worlds dumbest burglars.

That's gotta hurt.

Rocks may have been used to create fire, but they still ain't man's best friend,

a reply to: Indigent

Ok, the first three were very entertaining. This one had me in stitches! The commentator was excellent.

originally posted by: Indigent

For those like myself that keep the speakers turned off, watch it with them on, the audio is funnier than the video...

John Curley was asked by KIRO Radio producers to come into the office and do a play by play to this video without being told what it was for or what it was about, so his coverage was done completely unrehearsed as he saw it for the first time while recording it. Pretty impressive, and so very spot on parody fun of classic Seattle Mariners' late radio announcer Dave Neihaus' famous call for home runs- "Get out the rye bread and the mustard, grandma, it's Grand Salami Time!"

Heelarious! Definitely worthy of some type of darwinesque award!
As far as "world's dumbest,"I thought these ins scammers were funny too,but your's takes the cake!
wtf

Thank god for video cameras. Even if they didnt get caught this is too funny.

Those insurance scammers must be the dumbest people ever, so funny, kinda sad this is what people are resorting to these days though.

Gotta be terrifying to jump in front of a car on purpose.