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originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: Liquesence
originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have Gunther sponge me down daily with bottles of tears from Malaysian prostitutes.
Afterwards, a thin glaze of Preparation H is coated over my body.
What'd you run out of liberal tears, or imports are cheaper?
Liberal tears caused a rash.
originally posted by: Look2theSacredHeart
a reply to: sekerofknowlege
What about well water? Nice, hard well water. Leaves calcium lines in glass vases. Does that gross you out?
I'm guessing you're not Mediterranean. Some folks with Southern European genes, such as myself, leach out the smell of whatever they eat. Maybe your ancestors didn't wash every day, but I bet mine washed a lot more than once a week. No one wants to smell like broccoli or beef.
originally posted by: skunkape23
I only use soap if I need to cut grease on my hands.
Soap and shampoo cause dry, flaky skin and dandruff issues.
Don't use toothpaste. Just brush with warm water. Never had a cavity.
Never use deodorants. No body odor issues.
Just shower in warm water and scrub down with a towel. It's all I find necessary to stay clean.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: butcherguy
I drink tap water.
I shower every morning, sometimes twice a day if conditions require it.
Same.
I think the daily showering also is a prime factor in the sex/amount forumla.
originally posted by: mamabeth
Can I assume you allow your "guests" in your basement lab to shower everyday?
I wonder if you and Auggie realize that you sound like very,sick puppies!