DontTreadOnMe is turning 100,000

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Hazardous1408


I just looked it up, 'Scotland's other national drink'.

What's the first national drink? Guinness?

That would likely be Whiskey...

However I have serious doubts that it is Number 1 above Irn Bru...
I’d switch them around.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


I says to dah guy, don't let thah door hits you in the azz.

And den I says, 'cause if it don't, a friend of mine Donnie, will.

originally posted by: Liquesence
And den I says, 'cause if it don't, a friend of mine Donnie, will.

You knows Donnie? He just gots out of dah can. Did a dime fors attempted moider.

a reply to: Hazardous1408

Promoting inebriation?

Never!

What sort of Lefty are you, man!

That blonde was for Homer. Seems he needed a little pick me up. I have a blonde with a medical boot for you, if you want.

originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I purposefully left that part out sos not to spawn the inevitable feeling of enviousness (is that a word?)...

The saddest thing in life to me, is the lack of Irn Bru in American hands.
I believe it would become their largest import if they knew the truth.

The Americans cannot be trusted with irn bru, we have already told you, they cannot be trusted with such power, they would use it as a weapon.

Trump has already tried to steel our secret he will not try a second time.

In the event that begins to happen, Donald Trump’s superior Scottish genetics would automatically begin override the Devil gene that currently dominates his ways.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
And den I says, 'cause if it don't, a friend of mine Donnie, will.

You knows Donnie? He just gots out of dah can. Did a dime fors attempted moider.

Yeah I knows Donnie. Attempted moider? I says to the guy, dat was a love tap, yous lucky he's a frienda mine.

a reply to: Liquesence

...with a medical boot...

I don’t know how you came to know about my search engine choice of fetish...

But I will now be watching you like a hawk!

originally posted by: Liquesence
...yous lucky he's a frienda mine.

Yous mean a frienda ours.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

I purposefully left that part out sos not to spawn the inevitable feeling of enviousness (is that a word?)...

The saddest thing in life to me, is the lack of Irn Bru in American hands.
I believe it would become their largest import if they knew the truth.

The Americans cannot be trusted with irn bru, we have already told you, they cannot be trusted with such power, they would use it as a weapon.

Trump has already tried to steel our secret he will not try a second time.

In the event that begins to happen, Donald Trump’s superior Scottish genetics would automatically begin override the Devil gene that currently dominates his ways.

Those safe guards have not been tested since they were put in place 1989 trump irn bru incident in Inverness.

Any way this is all of topic (and frankly a breach of the official secrets act) so I am sure DTOM will be about shortly to smite us all with is mighty mod hammer

You guys are disgraceful and should be very ashamed for the way you’ve all dragged this thread off topic!


I think the only true fitting solution to this odious behaviour is a mass post removal and thread closure for review, by DTOM of course!

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I think the only true fitting solution to this odious behaviour is a mass post removal and thread closure for review, by DTOM of course!

I was truly hoping for some Holy Grail-esque thread closure and subsequent banning.

I mean how epic would that be? He makes a thread honoring her accomplishment and she shuts it down and bans him. It would rival Boymonkey's Jesse Ventura moment.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
You guys are disgraceful and should be very ashamed for the way you’ve all dragged this thread off topic!


I think the only true fitting solution to this odious behaviour is a mass post removal and thread closure for review, by DTOM of course!

Deflection!!!!

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Those safe guards have not been tested since they were put in place 1989 trump irn bru incident in Inverness.

Well the last nationwide gene shift was actually intended for the IndyRef...

I’m still unsure of the identity of the dark powers that worked to avoid that.


On the plus side, it may have been Divine work so it could be implemented in the future Crowning Of Comrade Jeremy...
Which would be harder without the Scottish vote.


God truly works in mysterious ways.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
...yous lucky he's a frienda mine.

Yous mean a frienda ours.

Alright Alright, I'm sorry. I didn't know he was a frienda ours yet. Donnie's a good guy, tho. Always took cara my mudda.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Totally epic.
And likely a popular move among membership.

I’m sure there are many who would like to see the back of you.


The downside, it would be the death knell of the all important theory that you, in all your Satanic Masonic ways, have the true, unseen, control of the website.

“Theory”... lol.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Jesus Ventura and the Treat of Longinius

And her labtop will be the only relic that never was anything else, and we always knew but we also didn't. I think we can all die now, it pretty much sounds like that here already...

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
The downside, it would be the death knell of the all important theory that you, in all your Satanic Masonic ways, have the true, unseen, control of the website.

“Theory”... lol.

But I'm still here because:

originally posted by: PublicOpinion
Jesus Ventura and the Treat of Longinius

I so love that exchange:

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
You guys are disgraceful and should be very ashamed for the way you’ve all dragged this thread off topic!


I think the only true fitting solution to this odious behaviour is a mass post removal and thread closure for review, by DTOM of course!

What better way to pay tribute to Supermod than by dragging the thread OT, slinging mud, personal insults, and whatever else T&C violations we can dredge up on the Eve of drunken debauchery and revelry?

C'mon.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
I think the only true fitting solution to this odious behaviour is a mass post removal and thread closure for review, by DTOM of course!

I was truly hoping for some Holy Grail-esque thread closure and subsequent banning.

I mean how epic would that be? He makes a thread honoring her accomplishment and she shuts it down and bans him. It would rival Boymonkey's Jesse Ventura moment.

I have been lobbying for you to be banned for years now so this could finally be it.

The end of you making fun of every thread and making us laught when I am trying to be serious.

It’s just not right.

You deserve to be banned.