Sorry But New York Has Got To Go.

originally posted by: greydaze
Trolling right?Piss off..I love NY.

Those little town blues are melting away.
Because we are Top of The World, King of Da hill top of da freaking Heap!!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: alldaylong

Ok let's have suggestions for the new names of New York.

1. Moscow
2. Carl
3. Borgistan
4. Bankistan
5. Sweden

I like Carl.

Right wing media and GOP controlled school boards and academic committees are already revising/destroying history and engaging in their own form of PC. It's a shame people would rather engage in circle jerks like this rather than address the liars and partisans tearing us apart.

originally posted by: buckwhizzle

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: alldaylong

Ok let's have suggestions for the new names of New York.

1. Moscow
2. Carl
3. Borgistan
4. Bankistan
5. Sweden

I like Carl.

How about center of the universe.
City of a billion lights.
Why.. even our rejects dominates..so you could call it Trump's vill..
Although that motion will not past.

In New Yorks defense, there is a bloke near Grand Central that sells the best hotdogs this side of the Sun - hands down unreal. Also, the taxi drivers are funny as #.......once you articulate that you're an Aussie, all of a sudden, I'm getting driven to all the dodgiest night spots around with unlimited access and free rides everywhere. It helps if you buy the cabbie a few beers after he knocks off and give him a next-level tip for his hospitality.

I actually love New York - America, and Americans are as diverse as the fish in the Ocean and it is extremely clear to most that each state / region has it's own values and culture.

Still, Louisiana and in particular New Orleans remains my go-to-spot for awesomeness.....especially Happys Irish pub on Poydras street - hang around there long enough and we might just meet - you know what I look like.

a reply to: alldaylong

Not sure if this has been suggested yet;

Aplace McPlaceface

How about "urinal city"?
That way the name will match the smell.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
How about "urinal city"?
That way the name will match the smell.

We do have excellent indoor plumbing, but it's 2017, why are you guys still using chamber pots and crapping out doors??.. if I may dried leaves or bare hands is never the answer..

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

Yeah-loved Prince. How about:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

originally posted by: MDpvc
a reply to: alldaylong

It used to be New Amsterdam, might as well switch back. It sounds cooler anyway.

Nah, it throws the old song off...

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
In New Yorks defense, there is a bloke near Grand Central that sells the best hotdogs this side of the Sun - hands down unreal. Also, the taxi drivers are funny as #.......once you articulate that you're an Aussie, all of a sudden, I'm getting driven to all the dodgiest night spots around with unlimited access and free rides everywhere. It helps if you buy the cabbie a few beers after he knocks off and give him a next-level tip for his hospitality.

I knew you were a hooker !!!

they just kicked me out of LAX. never got to see the US.

est quod est..

and I speak strine like the best of 'em... CPB had no idea what I was saying half the time lol

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Crap hole city?

Just call it gotham city.