A Message To ET's - What Would You Say?

" Dear E.T
For many of us on this humble planet we would be honoured to meet you
and welcome you into our global family , we would share with you
all our emotional and intellectual accomplishments
all our creative works and philosophy's
in a spirit of true and lasting friendship
but...not ME
where's my goddam cat ??in 1987 May 5th a Tuesday night
I saw you sneaky lil b#stards make off with Sir George W Mittens (my cat)
I proceeded angrily to throw most of my garden furniture towards you
and
threw my shoe at your cheap space ship that lit up like a new jersey strip club
but you weren't done were you ?
like taking my cat wasn't enough
the exhaust from your crappy ship destroyed my conservatory
killing my award winning daffodils and crushing any chances
I had for winning the villages annual flower competition.
Dear E.T
You are the most inconsiderate tactless cheap sneaky lil b#stards in the whole universe
if you are here
GO HOME "