Trump's Immigrant Crime Hotline Trolled with Calls about Aliens and UFOs

BBC Article


Folks flooded the lines with calls reporting Little Green Men From Mars in protest of some of the sitting President's comments about Illegal Aliens and Undocumented Migrants.

Lines were effectively clogged as people used the Hotline as a protest measure.

People began making clear exactly what people should not be using the line for, but others noted the hotline was launched on Alien Day (a yearly promotional day backed by the Alien film franchise's producers).

And soon, people inevitably said they were beginning to call the hotline to report "criminal alien" activity of a different kind than that envisioned by Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly.

He said at the launch of VOICE on Wednesday that the victims were "unique, and too often ignored".

"They are casualties of crimes that should never have taken place," he said. "Because the people who victimized them often times should not have been in the country in the first place."

I daresay, had I known, I would have worked up a humorous script and called in, were it not for the infamous quote of Agent J in MIB : "No Ma'am, we at the FBI don't have a sense of humor."

But seriously, launching this type of Hotline on National Alien Day?
What did they expect?

The Government should be fully aware that a lot of us can connect the dots and would POUNCE on something such as this.

Was this all a staged Psy-Op?
Seems fishy to me.

Does Our Government have a secret sense of humor?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

The most pressing question of our era:


Do we get to hear the tapes?!?!?!?

Lol this is weird

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
The most pressing question of our era:


Do we get to hear the tapes?!?!?!?

Yes please!!

I couldn't help but picture in my head a guy waking up in the middle of the night being wailed on by a group of Grey's.



"How'd you get that black eye?"

"You'll never believe me..."

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Please do not call this number to describe plots of X-Files episodes.

I guess we have to wait for another Wikileaks dump to hear the phone calls? Bummer.

In this day and age what did they expect? It could be a psy-op like you said. Got a good chuckle out of it. My tax dollars hard at work!

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

This whole debacle is the kind of thing that Makes America Great Again.


As Readers Digest taught me in my formative years :

"Laughter is the Best Medicine"

I think we should request a FOIA for the transcripts of these calls.

www.andnowforsomethingcompletelydifferent.gov

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Or the FBI. So we can finally say, "I KNEW IT!!! You guys do have files on UFOs and aliens!!"

I can see the Daily Mail headlines, "FBI Admits to Having Files on UFOs and Aliens"!!

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

That would be CLASSIC!



Oh man.

One day the world will be ready for the truth.

Small steps.
Baby steps.
Gettin' closer every day.

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

This is the best thing since Boaty McBoatface. On a more serious note, deportations are going to happen. I just hate the idea of ratting out one of your own neighbors. It just seems unAmerican to me.

Really weird Would people prank call a domestic violence hotline? A hate crime hotline?
Should be good times when 4chan gets wind of this and decide to do their own prank calls, since its now hip and trendy to troll government services.

a reply to: jellyrev

All the taxes and heartache the .gov puts everyone thru, its should be their responsibility to set up stuff for us to prank, and even post the highlights into an official youtube etc account!

Lol missing Mr. Green

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

Everyone calling in are harming the people who need the hotline for the actual reason it was launched. Such disrespect. Again putting personal feelings before others.

Why support such inequality?

a reply to: GENERAL EYES

It's probably Hillary Obama and their Minions of zombified rejects.

Their lack of iImmaturity becomes them.