Are you happy with your face?

Are your nostrils too big?
Is your face too fat?
Do you have growths on your face?
Is your face full of wrinkles?

We are slabs of meat, with our consciousness inserted.

a reply to: droid56

We are slabs of meat, with our consciousness inserted.

S&F just for that.

You could have been born a sloth.

Sure, I am happy with my face. I can't say my wife is happy with seeing my face as much as she does though.

The beauty of my face is that I don't have to look at it

Other people can decide if it has pleasing aspects or not because they have to see it when they have dealings with me.

I only need a few minutes in front of the mirror to spruce it up and I'm done for the day.

I'm one sexy man!! Thanx God! Still doesn't help get me work.....

I'm usually off mine.....

Well, who really is if they are honest? Is this rhetorical, honest, or comedic as a Q?

I am told I look like Brad Pitt, so....yeah I am ok with it

a reply to: rickymouse

>and I'm divorced.

I'm actually rather weird looking.

Thank heavens for my collection of Human Skin Suits hanging in the closet!

a reply to: droid56

No.
My nose is off and I would love to have it changed. Every year, more lines.
But, some people call them smile lines don't they?
I try to see past one's outward appearance and look deeper, I only hope others do the same.
"All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am"-Brandi Carlile

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: droid56

No.
My nose is off

I heard that Superglue keeps noses on if that can help?

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: droid56
No.
My nose is off

I heard that Superglue keeps noses on if that can help?
Warmest
Lags

Hahahaha!
That's funny
I breathe better when it's off so maybe folks will just have to deal with it.
Once, I thought of having someone punch me (crazy right?!) in the opposite direction but, my cheekbone had been shattered also and I'm not confident it could be replicated exactly.

(runs off to buy super glue)

My face tells stories, but I'm OK with that. I have a scar on my eyebrow caused by falling on a radiator. I have a sight bend in the nose due to a break caused by "nose butting" an elbow in a game of rugby. I have a scar on my lip from some childhood game, and another that only shows when I have caught the sun.

I am told I am reasonably attractive, and have never has a lady run away screaming, but they could have been short-sighted. The one who stayed decided to marry me.

Who cares. I like to think that I treat people the same regardless of the face they have been given in life. It’s mostly the eyes and the “set” that tells you someone is truly ugly. Met a few attractive people in my time with ugly eyes, that’s for sure.

i have a face that makes my lady happy. I don't have to beat the ladies away with a stick, so it makes her a little happier.

honestly, i don't look in a mirror enough to say that i really care. Sometimes ill be walking into the grocery store and remember i didn't make sure i didn't have something weird going on in my face before leaving the house. I also have to make sure i remembered pants and stuff. While i've never forgotten to wear pants out of the house, i know it'll happen one day when i have my head up my ass.

Bascially, im a hot mess sometimes.

I'm blessed to have a face that looks like "everyman" except when I have a beard and mustache.

I serves me well in the film and TV industry. Over 500 paid union projects so far.

www.sagaftra.org...

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

As long as you and your love are happy, that's truly it isn't it?
The girl's father used to catch himself in the mirror and yell "why are you letting me walk around with tentacles growing out of my forehead?!" His eyebrows would grow these loooonnnggg stray hairs.
I would just laugh, I truly didn't notice! I would tell him to be happy they weren't growing out of his ears...yet.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Im moving to Bell County (Killeen/Temple/Belton region) on Monday.

Where i am in West Texas i use a barbershop that is 140 years old. The current owner has had it for 40 of those years. Its "the place" to get your hair cut in this area if you are a man (unless you are "one of those" that prefers a hairdresser and not a barber, in which case you go to one of the salons). The lady who does my hair has done it for 20 years. My English eyebrows get trimmed without even a request. Along with the sea urchins in my ears.

Im going to miss that. We don't even hardly chat anymore because we've already chatted about all that I would share with her. Its just a nice experience. I may not get to go again, as i need a haircut badly and they are closed on Sunday when i can get away.

a reply to: droid56

Are you happy with your face?

My first wife, back in the mid 1970s, called me 'bug-eyed'.

Aside from that? I good with it.

a reply to: redoubt

Side note: eyes that bug out could be helped with thyroid medication. See "graves disease".

In college our all american wide reciever spent his last 2 years on the bench. They thought he had aids, as he wasted about 70 lbs and his eyes started bugging out. Turns out he had Graves Disease, and recovered (after missing his eligibility) after a couple years of treatment. Slickest pool shark i ever saw in my life.