I will be alone for the rest of my life

a reply to: Peeple

its good to have standards. maybe realistic standards. And to get someone like that I assume you look like Rhinana, and successful like oprah whimphrey.

didn't think so. but we can all dream.

originally posted by: Peeple
That was my morning epiphany. I want a guy successful and innovative like Elon Musk, smart like Stephen Hawking and sexy like Ty Burrell with a beard.
Also I'd have to fall instantly deep in love or it just won't happen.
So yeah, I will have a lot of cats. And am totally fine with it.
Happy weekend

You had me and the dude lottery up until the beard part.

a reply to: lSkrewloosel

Wait what? You don't think I could have lots of cats? That's just rude, dude.
And fyi I can have all the cats I want. Just wait and see, I'll be spamming this place with cute kitty pictures and you'll be sorry you doubted me.

a reply to: Peeple

Yep,
You will be alone the rest of your life.

Wait what? You don't think I could have lots of cats? That's just rude, dude.

did I even mention your cats? Im not interested in peoples pussy problems.

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: abe froman

Lots of personality, integrity and still a few years of jaw dropping beauty. But mostly a sense of humour nobody but me gets.
Trust me if you knew me, you'd love me💖💕💘

Pics or it didn't happen

a reply to: Peeple

I always thought you were a guy. Lol, you come across in quite a masculine way.

Some people are meant to be on their own. Despite their desire to have partners there are many people who die lonely. C'est la vie.

I know I will stay on my own. I used to care, but now I am happier. It takes a while, a few tears, but in the end I feel very free now and don't feel like I am missing out.

It is much worse being with someone who makes you unhappy than being on your lonesome.

Have a Hiram King song:



I like singing and playing this song on my Gibson J-35. I sing this one and an Eddie Cochran song called "Lonely".

a reply to: hutch622

And not to mention the crabs mate!

C'mon digger. Open up about the crabs in this thread,



bally

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Well there is a picture of me hidden in the depths of ATS. But you'll never find it, probably.
And I'm not a selfie person, people are already jealous because of my great personality and unique smart-assery so...
Sorry to disappoint you.

a reply to: Peeple

Hey, that's pretty much me but I have way more than that.
I'm the upgraded version.

I'm not into horses though.
Sorry!!

Would you mind if I chomped on your freshly grown/refrigerated carrots and stalked you with my nibby teeth?

I am a perverted lagomorph and proud...

Latex is also an option as long as a solid oak St Andrews cross and cuffs are involved... "coughs again" darned sore throat!

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Well there is a picture of me hidden in the depths of ATS. But you'll never find it, probably.
And I'm not a selfie person, people are already jealous because of my great personality and unique smart-assery so...
Sorry to disappoint you.

Nah, lol.

They just found out you were a chick. That was the only criteria.

You tell yourself these things because you aren't clever enough to discern the simple reality that no one analyzed personality or wit or any of that gibberish. The reality is that no guy ever actually cared about those lies you believe in that they regularly tell you. (They just did it for the Nookie).

You won't be alone forever.
You have honest people like me that need to fill the stables at the ranch.
You'd need to stop talking so much though, Mr Ed wasn't that funny.

Oh dear...

Just read through all the posts here on this thread...

Well done to all moderation staff for being so tolerant!

Marvellous thread.

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Peeple

Some of the greatest people in the world never married.

Mother Theresa, Joan of Arc, Some of the popes, Wonder Woman, Batman, Maryanne and Ginger, Wolverine, Marilyn Monroe, Optimus Prime, Justin Bieber.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Peeple

Some of the greatest people in the world never married.

Mother Theresa, Joan of Arc, Some of the popes, Wonder Woman, Batman, Maryanne and Ginger, Wolverine, Marilyn Monroe, Optimus Prime, Justin Bieber.

Did Bart Simpson ever get a shag?

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: abe froman

Lots of personality, integrity and still a few years of jaw dropping beauty. But mostly a sense of humour nobody but me gets.
Trust me if you knew me, you'd love me💖💕💘

Your personality is repulsive.
You lie all the time.
And you're only slightly above average and it's fading fast.
I've seen your pic. I"m sure you know all too well.

Let's see how good that sense of humor really is.

But I do Love Ya, that's for sure.
Definitely Love Ya.

a reply to: Peeple

I really think you should get puppies, instead of cats.

Cats will eat you if you die alone...puppies will just lick your face and bark to alert the neighbors.

a reply to: Peeple

Such a romantic. The reason you are alone is you set your sights too high.

originally posted by: Peeple
I take all of you guys, you're funny! Big orgy at my place who's coming?

See you're not funny.

Know what horse sounds just like phonetically?
It's the most common word for 'call girl, working girl, fille de joie.'
Starts with a "W".

Hahah, see I'm funny though.

Well, the first rule of dating is - you have to meet all of your own expectations. You can't expect someone with all of those attributes to date someone who lacks them. So, how do you rate? If you don't measure up, you need to reassess your goals.

Also, there is a direct correlation to the number cats versus the number of dates. More cats = less dates. Chickens too. Maybe try fish?