Baby Jesus is a Spy and Hidden Hand Solved (almost)

I ask that you please read with an open mind and an open heart. And as always, just think of this as brain candy or brain fart.

So I think this is the answer to Hidden Hand’s riddle. Thank you to everyone here whose theories I’ve copied and made into my own. (All of these musing are based on all of your posts)

Attention Psychology Majors:
If you are interested in witnessing the exact moment a mind shattered into a million quadrillion beautiful little pieces please see here:

www.reddit.com...

But please read this post first because it’s more fun CAUTION if you are super religious, I mean no offence by any of this and all that I ask, is that you please educate me, don’t get all judgey.

Ask yourself what Jesus would say about making fun of the mentally ill.

[SNIP]

Here goes:

Isn’t it odd that most of the evil that ever been committed in the world has been done in the name of Christianity and Islam?

Did you know that the Pope’s brother is currently under investigation for molesting over 300 children?

Did you know that both the Jewish Talmud and the Muslim Koran believe that paedophilia is their divine birth right? It is written in their Holy Texts, that all of us who aren’t part of their faith are nothing but animals who can be raped and maimed at will.

(Don’t worry though, this Pope’s is nothing like that. We know that he sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed the poor and homeless.)

Unfortunately or fortunately for you, I can't think of a witty way to put this, so I’m just going to straight up say:

All of the Major Religions have been distorted and twisted upside down by evil, broken people who are being manipulated by parasitic interdimensional beings. If God was ever going to save us, he would have stopped those priests from sodomizing all those little children.

And the religions that tell us to turn the other cheek while our children are being raped…well…come on now…

The evil parasitic beings that feed off our fear and suffering, also feed off our adoration. (Oh yeah Hollywood --- I see you. You know that Hollywood is literally #ing magic right? If you don’t believe me, look up the meaning of the name.)

All that doom porn about Armageddon is just to scare us. To keep us divided and blinded by hate and fear.

It’s to keep us in a negative vibration.

It's no secret that the illuminati control both political parties right? All of us who are waking up know this, right?

Could it be, could it be, that they also control both Jesus and Satan? Or Zeus and Saturn? Or Isis and Osiris? It seems like they worship everyone but Christ. Christ consciousness?

The battle between the Messiah and Devil, Cain and Abel, Those guys from Lost --- is a myth that has been repeated many, many times before.

Without question, there are definitely Angelic beings out there guiding us too --- many more so then the evil parasites that hide in the shadows, preying upon the vulnerable and the weak.

More Good News:
From string theory we know that everything vibrates --- including me and you.

Look into the study of music --- Cymatics. Then research the conspiracy of 432 htz versus 440. Finally look into the salt crystal thought experiments. The answer is there. (It’s love) We’ve got to increase the positive vibrations on earth. When in doubt, channel the Beach Boys!

We have to choose to care about each other as much as we care about our immediate family and friends.

One last point:

Remember Hidden Hand’s post where he chided us “silly humans” for not even knowing where we lived.

Well here goes:

We do indeed live on a Planet.

Or you could say:

A flat Plane inside of a t.

Did you know the cross that Christian’s worship is actually a 2 Dimensional Representation of Metatron’s Cube? This is the Black Cube that you see in art and is worshipped all over the world. The symbol is literally stamped to the forehead of Islamic Holy Men.

Metatron’s other name is the Angel of Life and within this Angel lies every form within creation.

X marks the spot.

(I have to note, this is all stolen from Flat Earth A**hole and all of you awesome Flat Earth Truthers!)

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

s&f for a mind provoking and fanciful post. Alternative theories make us think if nothing else.

I have been wanting to make a thread about the hidden religious cults, including christianity but feared my final thought on the subject would bring to much grief. Alas, it will likely remain unspoken.

You know, I am not a 100% sure where you're coming from, and I don't buy into your whole "All aliens are demons" idea, but you do bring up some thought provoking points here.

I think that most everything has been distorted and corrupted. It always brings the scripture "You intended it for evil but God intended it for good" to mind. I think that's particularly true when you delve into what sacred symbology originally symbolized and what it symbolizes in modern times.

The all seeing eye is a good example. It's original meaning was the "eye of God" or "Providence." Now it's a symbol of the NWO or Illuminati.

The Illuminati was originally the "Illumined ones." A group of spiritual adepts. However, with the introduction of the Bavarian "Illuminati" it became associated with the political, economic sector we see today.

There is a multitude of other examples of things that have been corrupted in meaning in the modern era, but those two are glaring examples.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

That has got to be one of the best dang posts I've read in a long time. Kudos to you,, bro. Stoned or not, you make perfect sense to me.

Organized religion is supposed to deflect us away from true spirituality. Away from the inward path to instead supporting the church. The whole precept is corrupt out the gate. You have been trained to seek help outwardly in the world, the first thing we do when we get a twang of spirt calling us thru grief or tragedy is go to someone or someplace else for help.

What do you think they want children to be awake? To be born fully realized beings?

No they must shatter them and smear their feces all over them called ideology and control. Why? To keep control of course... ignorant masses are easy to control in the name of greed; just blame someone or any group of a different ideology, skin color, nationality or some other statistical bais and say their fault for hate to ensue... then their greedy agendas get a global excuse for more violence and funding from the ignorant programmed masses.

It is the same misdirection a magician uses to make the illusion of magic.

This nonsense has gone on for thousands and thousands of years; it is one hell of a system because it makes life just that... hell, a system of slavery from craddle to grave.

Guess what? They full on think if the masses are dumb enough to fall for it or believe in the make believe? Feck em... it's their own damned fault.

It's highly predatory; systems designed to feed and profit off of human misery.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Isn’t it odd that most of the evil that ever been committed in the world has been done in the name of Christianity and Islam?

I am going to need to see your proof of that. Civilization has been around a lot longer than both of those. I am not sure how you came to this conclusion.

All of the Major Religions have been distorted and twisted upside down by evil, broken people who are being manipulated by parasitic interdimensional beings. If God was ever going to save us, he would have stopped those priests from sodomizing all those little children

Still I need to see your proof.

a reply to: liveandlearn

Oh it's cool, you can say it. My threads are a safe place for everyone.

You think Jesus is Lucifer right?

a reply to: 3daysgone

Hahaha, I wouldn't know where to start. I'll try to get back to you tomorrow, but thank you for reading!

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

No problem. I will wait.

a reply to: SpeakerofTruth

Truth be told speaker of truth, we are on the same page. Except, I think aliens are the psy-opt and it's the same old demons/interdimentinal beings tricking us in another form.

Did you know the demon that satanist Aleister Crowley channeled looks suspiciously like a Grey Alien?

a reply to: Matrixsurvivor

Thank you so much man, that means a lot! 😊

a reply to: intrptr

Wonderful point, I totally agree. 😊 The purest form of truth will come from with in.

a reply to: BigBrotherDarkness

Oh right, you get it!

My hope is that these people can't keep up this charade for much longer. I think when the conspiracy that cannot be named reaches critical mass or NASA's fake space program get's blown up, the truth is just going to steam roll over them crusty, piss stained, geriatric paedophiles.

Also, for a little more brain candy tonight, are you by chance familiar with the Mandela effect?

It's very true what they say --- these are indeed interesting times!

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
a reply to: liveandlearn

Oh it's cool, you can say it. My threads are a safe place for everyone.

You think Jesus is Lucifer right?

Ohhh. It should be that easy. No...who is lucifer? The bright morning star ie Fake name. Who is Jesus?

a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Concepts all knowledge is exactly that; a concept the conspiracy is all of those that agree to the concepts as real tangible and existent... when they are make believe; hey child I know you are enjoying coloring... and yeah those trees; pink and purple? What planet did you incarnate from? They are brown and green here you lil asshole get with the program.

All of these concepts are a subject to study; even if they are essentially empty and meaningless to only do really one thing: Communicate them to someone else. You can sit there silently with no word or manual and figure out how an entire lawn mower or anything else works... of course calling it a lawn mower or even needing the name for the parts is pretty irrevelant unless you need a spare part. Hey do you guys have a shock the hell out of you number A-7 when your friend pulls the cord while you are holding it? Um do you mean spark plug? Yeah I guess but that doesn't explain what it does like my concept of it.

But subjects so many people become subject or slave to these silly ideas and concepts; use them to program and control other people.

Keep it as a subject and stop taking it as truth because it is only representational a variable to a relative truth and reality; not the absolute reality beyond all such contrived nonsense.

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
a reply to: SpeakerofTruth

Truth be told speaker of truth, we are on the same page. Except, I think aliens are the psy-opt and it's the same old demons/interdimentinal beings tricking us in another form.

Did you know the demon that satanist Aleister Crowley channeled looks suspiciously like a Grey Alien?

Well, yeah, I am well aware of the appearance of Crowley's channeled entity. I have to say, I also don't operate under the delusion that ALL aliens are benevolent anymore than I think they're ALL malevolent.

Of course, I personally suspect what's going on is that there will eventually be a false flag "alien" invasion. I figure it will be done by a combination of "project blue beam" and hologram technology. We already know that they can now make holograms appear very life like. Look up Tupac's hologram concert.

originally posted by: OwenandNoelle
I ask that you please read with an open mind and an open heart. And as always, just think of this as brain candy or brain fart.

So I think this is the answer to Hidden Hand’s riddle. Thank you to everyone here whose theories I’ve copied and made into my own.

(All of these musing are based on all of your posts)

Attention Psychology Majors:
If you are interested in witnessing the exact moment a mind shattered into a million quadrillion beautiful little pieces please see here:

www.reddit.com...

But please read this post first because it’s more fun

CAUTION if you are super religious, I mean no offence by any of this and all that I ask, is that you please educate me, don’t get all judgey.

Ask yourself what Jesus would say about making fun of the mentally ill.

Also, I am very, very stoned.

Here goes:

Isn’t it odd that most of the evil that ever been committed in the world has been done in the name of Christianity and Islam?

Did you know that the Pope’s brother is currently under investigation for molesting over 300 children?

Did you know that both the Jewish Talmud and the Muslim Koran believe that paedophilia is their divine birth right? It is written in their Holy Texts, that all of us who aren’t part of their faith are nothing but animals who can be raped and maimed at will.

(Don’t worry though, this Pope’s is nothing like that. We know that he sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed the poor and homeless.)

Unfortunately or fortunately for you, I can't think of a witty way to put this, so I’m just going to straight up say:

All of the Major Religions have been distorted and twisted upside down by evil, broken people who are being manipulated by parasitic interdimensional beings. If God was ever going to save us, he would have stopped those priests from sodomizing all those little children.

And the religions that tell us to turn the other cheek while our children are being raped…well…come on now…

The evil parasitic beings that feed off our fear and suffering, also feed off our adoration. (Oh yeah Hollywood --- I see you. You know that Hollywood is literally #ing magic right? If you don’t believe me, look up the meaning of the name.)

All that doom porn about Armageddon is just to scare us. To keep us divided and blinded by hate and fear.

It’s to keep us in a negative vibration.

It's no secret that the illuminati control both political parties right? All of us who are waking up know this, right?

Could it be, could it be, that they also control both Jesus and Satan? Or Zeus and Saturn? Or Isis and Osiris? It seems like they worship everyone but Christ. Christ consciousness?

The battle between the Messiah and Devil, Cain and Abel, Those guys from Lost --- is a myth that has been repeated many, many times before.

Without question, there are definitely Angelic beings out there guiding us too --- many more so then the evil parasites that hide in the shadows, preying upon the vulnerable and the weak.

More Good News:
From string theory we know that everything vibrates --- including me and you.

Look into the study of music --- Cymatics. Then research the conspiracy of 432 htz versus 440. Finally look into the salt crystal thought experiments. The answer is there. (It’s love) We’ve got to increase the positive vibrations on earth. When in doubt, channel the Beach Boys!

We have to choose to care about each other as much as we care about our immediate family and friends.

One last point:

Remember Hidden Hand’s post where he chided us “silly humans” for not even knowing where we lived.

Well here goes:

We do indeed live on a Planet.

Or you could say:

A flat Plane inside of a t.

Did you know the cross that Christian’s worship is actually a 2 Dimensional Representation of Metatron’s Cube? This is the Black Cube that you see in art and is worshipped all over the world. The symbol is literally stamped to the forehead of Islamic Holy Men.

Metatron’s other name is the Angel of Life and within this Angel lies every form within creation.

X marks the spot.

(I have to note, this is all stolen from Flat Earth A**hole and all of you awesome Flat Earth Truthers!)

Isn't it strange how a person who confesses to being "very, very stoned" on a public bulletin board, has a weak grasp on reality?

a reply to: 3daysgone

Hi 3daysgone,

I was just thinking about your comment and there's no need to wait until tomorrow --- you are 100% correct imho. The evil that has been manipulating humanity absolutely predates the introduction of Christianity and Islam.

The point I was trying to make in the OP, was tbh, directed more at people who might not have considered the hypocrisy of religious leaders who would (as an example) preach a sermon in the morning and later on molest a child in the afternoon.

But yes, if we were to look at the ancient cave paintings, we can see depicted on the walls, slaves kneeling before their Gods, presenting their God with what looks to be a pinecomb. Or what some researchers have suggested --- The Human Pineal Gland.

Now what is never discussed in school, is just how these slaves (or the artist) would have known what the pineal gland looked like. And how these slaves have known, that this tiny little piece of brain matter would allow them to trip balls.

And why would these slaves be offering up a pineal gland to their Gods in the first place? Oh spirit cooking, oh spirit cooking, oh Marina Abravonic where art though? But I digress.

It's because to their Gods, the Pineal Gland is a tasty snack and also a psychedelic drug that allows them to transverse alternate realities.

Just a theory --- take from it what you will.

a reply to: chr0naut

Excellent response, thank-you so much for your insight.

Now, my turn:

Can you answer any of the questions in the post? Or are you just going to throw out insults?

Please, educate me! I'm sober now and all ears.

Thank-you!