Make Up Your Own Trump Joke

I just made up a joke about Donald Trump. It's not rude or nasty, it's just silly. Anyone got anything they can add for a bit of fun?

Donald Trump, now that he's president, requires a lot of grooming. Do you know who's the keeper of his spray tan?
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Agent Orange.

a reply to: berenike

Donald Trump , hair today gone tomorrow.

Those are both really funny. Keep 'em coming.

I thought they were corny, so shuck me another one...

a reply to: berenike

I like these.


What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? "The erection is rigged!"

El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat they both fall off who gets saved? America!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh gawd! You didn't just encourage us did you? Be careful what you wish for.
I had an invitation to visit Donald the other day. I was very flattered and asked 'Really?'

'Sure' he said 'just combover'

I hope this is within T&C's, apologies if not.

Donald J Trump's penis is Yuuuugggeee. Cause he's using it to f@%k the entire Republican party.

a reply to: stosh64

He has a keeper for that too: Agent Hugh Jorgan

Why did Donald Trump fall out of the tree?
He was f^%$#ing dead.

How many Trump administration personnel does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

They aren't afraid of the dark.

a reply to: skunkape23

His agent from the Special Branch was off that day.

originally posted by: berenike
a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh gawd! You didn't just encourage us did you? Be careful what you wish for.

I am a firm believer in encouraging genuine creative talent when I see it.
Good Stuff! Good Stuff!

..."just combover"...

a reply to: berenike

Can't take the credit for this one, and weather you buy into the dossier business or not, still funny.

Trump: "What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?" ..."I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

(Bah dun dun)

My favorite Trump joke:

HILARY CLINTON!

What do Hilary Clinton and Donald trump have in common with extinct dinosaurs?

Not enough...

Trump talking about a 92 year old widow in Aberdeen, who's home and land Trump wants take away from her, "You remind me so much of my mother" (snake oil chat)
The old widow says back, "Oh dear Laddie" " You must have been very rough on her"

It's groovy - We Shall Overcomb.

This song is an old party favorite of mine.
But I just can't get the same meaning from it anymore, for some strange reason.

Melania the rhino packed his bags and he trampled off to the White House.
Off he went with a trumpety-Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump!

The head of the herd was calling far, far away.
But I guess we shouldn't discriminate,
Against a white bloke with hairspray.

How do you reason with an anti-Trump supporter?









You can't.

a reply to: 3daysgone

You don't reason with people like that.

You use the all-day power of the force.

Consider:
Radical anti-Trump protestors at the start of the riot.


After the riot:


And of course, as the educational film "Spaceballs" taught us: