New Year's resolutions

a reply to: Metallicus

You are a good person and I love all 3!

Mine are simple:

• Continuing to cash my Illuminati/Corporatist paycheck
  
• Get better at breast exams
  
• Break DBCowboy's balls more often
  
  
  
  
  
  
  edit on 29-12-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!
  

1 continue with sobriety

2 learn more tolerance towards earthlings

3 finally land that big acting job!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lol. Can I add one for you?

I will not hang around girls because they think I love them.

a reply to: WUNK22

Good for you. If you want that big acting job keep pushing and pushing. You will get it!

originally posted by: Jdennis10
I will not hang around girls because they think I love them.

But I do.

*Be more positive

*Let things that don't really matter go, and stay stress free as much as possible

*Be more healthy and consistent with lifting

Very doable

a reply to: valiant

Nice ones!

a reply to: Jdennis10

'Dont make 'em...I just break 'em....and we shouldnt need a start date to change our lifestyles if we really want to.

1. Pretend to care about reducing size of my gloriously large ass.
2. Become engaged to BeeBeecowgirl or Disugustus Masonicus and secure myself a place at the ATS Table of Irrelavnce.
3.Telechenetically shag 1000 werewolves and leave them exhausted and near dead in the Woods of Discontent.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

1 - Cancel Augustus's paycheck
2 - Get Augustus breasts
3 - Give DB a Katana

I have fantastic resolutions in mind!

Perhaps they won't come to fruition but, June 20 is my target date for the beginning and I am resolute in that.

The symbolism is heavy this year!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
...and secure myself a place at the ATS Table of Irrelavnce.

I'll make some room for you to squeeze that ass in at the table.

Cheezy Poofs are on me.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

3.Telechenetically shag 1000 werewolves and leave them exhausted and near dead in the Woods of Discontent.

certainly makes the Vampires happy

or is werewolves an analogy ?