12 Days of Trumpy

I posted this in my submission for the SCC but I thought it would deserve it's own thread!

On the first day of Christmas Trumpy gave to me; another prick in his cabinetry!

On the second day of Christmas Trumpy gave to m;, two crying pundits.

On the third day of Christmas Trumpy gave to me; three retching Frenchmen.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; four dignitaries.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; five thousand jobs!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; six standing statues.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; seven satire sketches.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; eight Miss Houskeepings

On the ninth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; nine ladies suing.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; ten laws a libel.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; eleven electors lacking.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Trumpy gave to me; twelve wiki facts.

a reply to: JinMI

Hah! I love this.

a reply to: JesusXst

For the record, I didn't want to take up this mantle but I didn't see anyone else grabbing the torch!

Prime comedy ripe for the taking!

a reply to: JinMI

Lol awesomeness

a reply to: JinMI

lol - This is great.

a reply to: Martin75

hehehehe

a reply to: JinMI

Merry Christmas Bro!