This for the TRUMPOTUS

Remember, remember the 9th November
When the TRUMPCONTENDER did not surrender
And the people elected the right gender
Now the US has someone more diplomatically tender
Who will be a great befriend-er
He has a wife that looks fabulous in a suspender
Thus making the US much more trendier
He deserves to be allowed to go on a bender

For the TRUMPOTUS

Good effort, took some imagination to believe, but good effort.

Trump did well and he is going to be a great President.

The media were as disgusting as this entire campaign, but they are all part of the narrative to try to brainwash the population. What they hadn't bargained for is this sudden turning against the Establishment.

Liberals voting for Trump, or independents, wow, I seriously never saw this coming if I'm honest.

Well done Donald.

a reply to: RP2SticksOfDynamite

Who came up with that ridiculous moniker? Sounds like what you'd get if an elephant and a hippo for whatever bizarre reason decided to knock...hooves? and had a really big ugly mutant baby and sold it off to the circus. The astounding, one-of-a-kind Trumpotus. Who doesn't consider these possibilities? For fks sake, people.

Oh, however your poem is quite lovely.

a reply to: RP2SticksOfDynamite

Seems like the US voted for the right gender...

And a very good looking first lady, ok had to say it..

originally posted by: Mianeye
a reply to: RP2SticksOfDynamite

Seems like the US voted for the right gender...

Good point. Added a line for that.

originally posted by: Substracto
And a very good looking first lady, ok had to say it..

Added a line for this.

originally posted by: tigertatzen
a reply to: RP2SticksOfDynamite

Who came up with that ridiculous moniker? Sounds like what you'd get if an elephant and a hippo for whatever bizarre reason decided to knock...hooves? and had a really big ugly mutant baby and sold it off to the circus. The astounding, one-of-a-kind Trumpotus. Who doesn't consider these possibilities? For fks sake, people.

Oh, however your poem is quite lovely.

Thanks, you are not so bad yourself if that's you in your avatar!