Something lighter, I am Groot

So I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy, and they were going to sell the infinity stone for 4 billion units. With Rockets help to escape prison. They are going to sell it and split the profit 3 ways, "I am Groot" says Groot.

"4 ways. Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, per-freakin usual." says Rocket.

Now my question, What do you think Groot will spend his billion units on?

He doesn't wear cloths, and I'm not sure he even eats anything. Does he have little shrub Groots?

Does he have child support payments he has to make to the maple tree that he was with some time back?

I don't think he has any use for the latest jordans.

So what do you think?

a reply to: Kazber

"I am Groot" is what he'll spend it on, silly!

a reply to: Kazber

ORMUS fertilizer and Christmas Tree Lights

Spaceship? Everyone wants the ability to home every now and then.

originally posted by: bluesjr
a reply to: Kazber

ORMUS fertilizer

Ahhh that was top of my list too hahaha +1

Groot probably would benefit from a universal translator thats not a 2 foot talking fox, why was groot played by Vin Diesel again anyone? Who the F cares who wears a blue/green screen full body suit?

That said, i really enjoyed Guardians and im elated at a part 2 movie next year, also Chris Pratt was a brilliant cast choice for Star Lord.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Never thought of that. Million stars

a reply to: Kazber


He would buy a park.

He would buy a tree as his wife, play Santa-Tree for all his branches and sing, (I'm a little tea pot) for all his mates in the galaxy.

Now he's got a no1 in the chart's, lol.

a reply to: Kazber

I think he is Groot, and that's all you need to know.

originally posted by: DarkvsLight29
He would buy a tree as his wife, play Santa-Tree for all his branches and sing, (I'm a little tea pot) for all his mates in the galaxy.

Now he's got a no1 in the chart's, lol.

He doesnt' need to sing. If I remember right, he was bustin' some pretty mean moves in his little Groot pot at the end.

a reply to: Biigs

Fox? Seriously?

Fox



Racoon



Rocket

originally posted by: Puppylove
a reply to: Biigs

Fox? Seriously?

Fox


Racoon


Rocket

Derp! You got me!

RACOOOOOOOOOON NOT FOX!! auugh, a sinful geek-mistake on my part. Thanks for setting me straight, ima go quietly sulk in the corner.

a reply to: Biigs

At least you learned your lesson, don't forget your

a reply to: Biigs

If I remember the movie correctly, he goes ballistic on someone for not calling him a raccoon.

a reply to: ketsuko

He refutes being called a raccoon, cause he has no idea what a raccoon is and thinks of himself as unique not some stupid critter.

You're thinking of the scene were he's called a rat. He's touchy about people not taking him seriously because of how he looks that's why.

Two different scenes, 1st was Starlord calling him a raccoon and 2nd was Drax calling him a rat or rodent not sure which.

originally posted by: Kazber
Now my question, What do you think Groot will spend his billion units on?

He doesn't wear cloths, and I'm not sure he even eats anything. Does he have little shrub Groots?

Does he have child support payments he has to make to the maple tree that he was with some time back?

I don't think he has any use for the latest jordans.

So what do you think?

I must have missed that.
What I saw was the spiritual transformation of Groot from "I am Groot!" into the Universal, Enlightened/unconditionally Loving; "We are Groot!"

originally posted by: Puppylove
a reply to: Biigs

Fox? Seriously?

Fox

Racoon

Rocket

Rocket Racoon's last response who mistook him for a fox. Have mercy on their souls. Hail sirE.

Some sort of orbital platform, in the spirit of the Death Star, that renders a planets surface suitable for ensuing b-boy battles.