Ask a REAL data security expert, copy how NSA does it, or give up, go home

a reply to: charlyv

What about Microsloth?

That's the one I use, not because I hate MS, just because I find the idea of a pocket sloth amusing. Sorta like clippy the retarded paperclip cartoon assistant from back in the day.

And I did tech support for a long time, so I've been various customers' pocket sloth whispering sweet digital nothings in their ear. Even better, we played airsloth while on duty as pocket sloths!

Side note: when you're 5 cubicles apart blazing away at each other with fluorescent 6mm bb's while only having about 12 feet before your headset tried to yank you off your feet... Things get amusing quickly.

Except the time I took a network plus certification study guide to the back of the head, tipped my chair over, and wound up finishing a very complicated 90 minute call under my desk using the chair as cover...

So in case you were wondering what is going on at the call center at 3am when you call for support, now you know.

Microsloths playing airsloth

originally posted by: DannyBoy555
We are a 4 men team
We are based in BC Canada but can travel world wide
Pm me if you wanna talk

I'll be back in few days or a week to answer if anyone got questions in this thread

Peace out

Canada? i saw it coming. you sound exactly like one folk that was trolling this place for quite some time, only this time less lunatic, more reasonable. he also claimed to be from Canada. couldn't recover from the things you've done on that account, so you've created a new one?

as for the problem at hand, no guards will help if they're afraid of crossing the government, or if the government has the authority to enter your building. there's only one thing that may help - data encryption. of course, the whole connectivity issue, bugged firmwares and so on, still needs to be taken care of - but in the end, if they can physically take the disk, encryption is the only thing protecting your data when your PC is off.

originally posted by: corsair00
a reply to: bobs_uruncle


Sounds simple enough! Without a Faraday Cage, I could probably make a fluorescent bulb glow bright just by holding it. The pulses are pretty intense here, during the day. I've got the NSA cooties. Damned hard to get rid of - even with your expert advice.


Sort of waiting for Satan to come by and pick up these guys. It's been fun - thanks for the memories, ATS...

Don't feel to bad, I have 9 natsec stats on just my FOIA request about myself from our national alleged sec agency.

Cheers - Dave

a reply to: jedi_hamster

Get real please

Every Canadian on ATS is a boogie man you are having issues with on the Internet

Every thread has someone like you posting something like that

a reply to: DannyBoy555

and every forum has someone trying hard to appear knowledgeable while posting something that varies from partial misinfo to outright BS, seeking attention.

just connecting the dots, the tone of your first post matches that folk perfectly, only with all the apparent insanity gone.

of course, i may be wrong.

on the other hand, i may be right as well.

a reply to: jedi_hamster

No you're right...

Like I said I've seen a variant of this post many times before, and I'm pretty sure it comes with some sort of online start your own IT security business from home package... You know the type of thing they advertise as a complete turn key business package for $499 that you can supposedly earn $150/ hour plus consulting from home or much more if you have to travel to the customers.

One of the key giveaways is the up to 7 hours configuring each Windows 7 install on client computers.

First off a real security expert providing even mid tier services like this would have a set group of hardware configurations they work with which they've developed specific custom install packages for.

Your milage may vary FWIW

Signed

Airsloth playing Microsloth Pocketsloth

a reply to: jedi_hamster

If mods will allow it will post my company contact information

Not expecting a call from you though, seeing you are one of those Internet people I have no need to talk to

a reply to: roguetechie

See above

Also you shouldn't call me either if mods allow me to post contact info

I think some people want to sabotage threads that provide "anti government information"