The Great New York City Meetup: Who Is In?

a reply to: ksiezyc

I think you're safe.

They'd need it to happen on a leap year, with a dagger made from the thigh bone of a virgin yak while standing on one foot facing south and singing 'I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener."

The odds of that happening are astronomically high unless the Mandela effect is in full swing. I'd better check with CERN just to be sure...

a reply to: SLAYER69

Are these yaks farm raised to be virgins or is there a great hunt? But then how does one determine virginity? Well least I am safe. Sounds like a fun sacrifice. I would like to attend one.

Well what does CERN say? Reference to the band or just a word you like?

originally posted by: ksiezyc
But then how does one determine virginity?

*sigh*

You really are young. Looks like Bird and I need to have 'the talk' with you.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: ksiezyc
But then how does one determine virginity?

*sigh*
You really are young. Looks like Bird and I need to have 'the talk' with you.

Do we really have to talk?

I mean even in school, now, they just show movies.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ok. I know how. Just with a yak I could imagine it being a bit of a hassle.

originally posted by: ksiezyc
Ok. I know how. Just with a yak I could imagine it being a bit of a hassle.

Not if you light some candles, buy it dinner and play some Barry White.

Standard issue at the door I hope

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Huh. Didn't think to simply ask. Sounds like a plan.

Hope you guys have fun and stay safe.

Too far too drag my arse out there but I'm sure it'd be cool to speak with some of the other members in person.

a reply to: ksiezyc

lol.

I just might have to sacrifice you in the name of our Lord God Dionysus, if you're not old enough to get into a bar that is.

But there will be some museum hopping and etc. prior to that for sure. I hope. So, I for one will meet you.

originally posted by: geezlouise
But there will be some museum hopping...

The Met serves booze so we can get drunk and make educated pronouncements on various works of art.

Hopefully ones where the boobies are not covered.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
But there will be some museum hopping...

The Met serves booze so we can get drunk and make educated pronouncements on various works of art.
Hopefully ones where the boobies are not covered.

Pfft!

Battle of the naked men!

a reply to: geezlouise

Oh really now? I will resist any attempt to sacrifice myself! Though given some thought I wouldn't mind.

Sounds like fun. Cant wait to meet you!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
Battle of the naked men!

Probably happen at the bar.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

After several drinks I am confident we can have an extremely intelligent and mature conversation about the artwork on display.

originally posted by: geezlouise
After several drinks I am confident we can have an extremely intelligent and mature conversation about the artwork on display.

I may just pull a Monet off the wall and split.

Remember, I don't need to outrun the guards, just you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once pulled a Monet.

I was on crutches for a month!

The thought of having a few cold ones in a seedy new York Bar with Augustus and slayer is something that really appeals to me.. and amazingly there is a possklity i could new York around that time..

a reply to: Misterlondon

When you find out let Geez or I know.

Geez said the beer will be on her. Mostly from passing out on a dirty floor, but hey, semantics.