The Masonic dungeon, enter at your own risk.

We have a shed here and it is a wonderful place, enter and you will be welcomed with open arms, fresh coffee and cream cakes. there is talk of unicorns and rainbows and I love it.

There is however something missing so I thought we could have a masonic dungeon. A dark and dirty place to come and chill, to live on the edge and try and stay within the terms and conditions we agree to abide by. A place without coffee, where you are greeted with a triple tequilla slammer and a hearty insult. A place where the unicorns have tattoo's and pierced horns and are clad in skimpy leather outfits.

I think I know the kind of reprobates that would welcome a place like this.

the door is always open but has no handle to exit from the inside so as the title says you have entered at your peril...

a reply to: nonspecific
sounds like a party to me!

a reply to: nonspecific

triple tequila slammer and a hearty insult

I'm down for both!

A place where the unicorns have tattoo's and pierced horns and are clad in skimpy leather outfits.

I'm sure I will regret this but what kind of 'skimpy outfits' do unicorns wear?

Am I correct that I will be stuck here forever never to return to the Shed?

There must be an escape route, if one were to choose to ever leave!

Are caduceus papal hats required? I'm far too nonconformist for that, I'll have you know!

originally posted by: ware2010
a reply to: nonspecific
sounds like a party to me!

Shut up and drink your drink, no sober people allowed in here monkey breath.

a reply to: nonspecific

I think I know the kind of reprobates that would welcome a place like this.

don't forget too invite Augustus

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: nonspecific

triple tequila slammer and a hearty insult

I'm down for both!

A place where the unicorns have tattoo's and pierced horns and are clad in skimpy leather outfits.

I'm sure I will regret this but what kind of 'skimpy outfits' do unicorns wear?

Am I correct that I will be stuck here forever never to return to the Shed?

There must be an escape route, if one were to choose to ever leave!

You are more than welcome in both mate, now sup up, all that shed coffee will have you wired I imagine, there is an exit but you need to find it.

Bring your own unicorn and dress it as you feel appropriate.

a reply to: nonspecific

Question. Will there be any dungeons and dragons?

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: nonspecific

I think I know the kind of reprobates that would welcome a place like this.

don't forget too invite Augustus

Who do you think I made this place for? I thought it might keep him in one place and stay out of trouble, not that he ever gets told off what with the photo's he has of the management from last years AGM...

*grabs bourbon bottle*

All right you sniveling worms. Line up and assume the position.

Try not to forget the safe word either.

originally posted by: solve
a reply to: nonspecific

Question. Will there be any dungeons and dragons?

Yes but not the kind you are thinking about....

a reply to: nonspecific
aye

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

*grabs bourbon bottle*

All right you sniveling worms. Line up and assume the position.

Try not to forget the safe word either.

There is no safe word.

Do we have to have a drink? I'm trying to get rid of the baby weight- alcohol =empty calories at the moment. Can I bring my medicinal herbs?

originally posted by: chelsdh
Do we have to have a drink? I'm trying to get rid of the baby weight- alcohol =empty calories at the moment. Can I bring my medicinal herbs?

As long as your willing to share them freely then crack on matey.

originally posted by: nonspecific
There is no safe word.

My kind of dungeon.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
There is no safe word.

My kind of dungeon.

Thought you would like it mate, where did you get the mask by the way, pm the details and I'll get myself a couple.

originally posted by: nonspecific
Thought you would like it mate, where did you get the mask by the way, pm the details and I'll get myself a couple.

That isn't a mask. I got it from a previous hostag.., er, I mean visitor, kinda gives new meaning to the expression 'face off', no?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Thought you would like it mate, where did you get the mask by the way, pm the details and I'll get myself a couple.

That isn't a mask. I got it from a previous hostag.., er, I mean visitor, kinda gives new meaning to the expression 'face off', no?

I thought it a realisic it looks familiar?
Anyone I knew?

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'The Masonic Dungeon'

aka, Augustus's love nest.

DB is the gimp at the door.

*shudders*