Today your paradigm will be shifted

a reply to: Quantum12

It works, your a great writer

You think you got me by my balls? No way! I'm a woman!

a reply to: Willingly

I know your a girl silly.

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XV:


The guy who picked Bill up at London harbour was dressed like a dandy. Suit, shiny shoes and a silky piece of fabric in the pocket of his jacket. He said, "Bill. It's such a pleasure to wellcome you here. Now you work as a lock-smith with a friend of mine. Are you experienced?"

Bill wasn't experienced and told that dude he had no clue, while following him. "London is big fun. You will get used to it", that gay dude said. And Bill just thought, "yeah....being a lock-smith is big fun. Sure. I don't even know how a key looks like by now anymore."

.........

Two weeks later Bill and Dan sat in a pub. Both having two half-full beer glases infront of them. "Bill, you're a great help for me and my companieros. Cheers!". Bill was a heavy drinker at some time in his life, so he did not mind to drink Dan under the table. "Two more beer and two Jäger", he shouted at the bar-tender. Dan smiled like an idiot. Like a lovely idiot.

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XVI:


Dan and Bill sat in their favourite pub. Drinking beer while mocking Jeff, Dan's cousin, who also used to hang out in Lizzy's Pub. The TV was displaying something they could not even guessed it could happen. A plane flew into the twin-towers in New York. And suddenly there was silence for a few seconds, before nobody could say a single accurate word anymore. Only some "wahhhh?"...and some "tats...tats..." and stuff like was uttered at Lizzys Pub at that point in time.

Something had changed. And Bill was the only one who knew what was going on. He was not surprised at all, but pretended as if he was, while looking at Dan.

"Let's go to my place", Dan said. Jeff and Bill instantly grabbed their jackets and out of the pub they went.

........

"Bill?", Dan asked, "can you believe that?" Bill said, "I guess I have to."

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XVII:


At exactly the same time Bernadette was calling her mother. She said, "me and Maggie we are comming home, mom." Gunda, Bernadette's mother, did not know what was going on. She was planting strawberrys as she heard the telephone ringing, while her boyfriend, George, was hanging out in his garage, looking for some tools to make the vacuum-cleaner work again.

"Ohhh...Bernadette! That's some good news! You can stay here at my house", Gunda said and then asked, "when?!"

"As soon as possible", Bernadette said and hung up the phone.

........

"It works again, Gunda. It was just your hair", George told Gunda as they were sitting at the dinner-table. "Good you saved us some money, honey. Let's do something you like. You wanna eat at Freddy's-Fish-Cantine tomorrow?" George nodded and said, "But you drive! I drink."

a reply to: Willingly
I am pouring you a drink, now don't snap at me lol nice writing.

a reply to: Quantum12

I am pouring you a drink, now don't snap at me lol nice writing.

Is it french red-wine? If not, I'm not writing anything anymore today.

Edit: I have good reasons to assume you have good taste, so...anyway....

a reply to: Willingly
LOL yes nothing but the best for you. I would not pour you California wine ever.

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XVIII:


Gunda always felt uncomfortable in her own car with George at her side. Although George was the one who forced her to get a drivers-licence in the first place, but coudn't stop telling her what to do in a certain traffic situation. "George! You wanna walk?", she asked as politely as possible and George knew what that meant.

"So...when did she said they will come home, Gundi?" Gunda was not sure whether or not to step on the gas-pedal, as the light turned yellow. "That costs about hundred Marks, Babe", George said. And Gunda was in the mood to slap him.
"I don't know. She said anytime soon, Blödmann!" George ignored the Blödmann and asked, "but when do YOU think they will come home?" Gunda was almost there, at Freddy's-Fish-Cantine, looking for a parking-space already. "Nah, honey, you'll find a better one", he said and Gunda just resignated and released a noise that sounded like, "yack#-snut-flut!"

.......

"Hey! Gunda! George! You have abondoned me!", Freddy said while waving his hand at Gunda and George. "See?", George said, "I told you Freddy missed us. You can't grill fish like he does! That's a fact!"

a reply to: Willingly

On your on a roll today. Wow. Nice!

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XIX:


Bernadette was hanging on the phone, gesturing Maggie not to talk to her. The little toddler Maggie seem to have gotten that signal and just played along with her toy, a lego figure. "Yes, a flight from New York to Hamburg. One way. Next month.....yes.....I will hold the line...."

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Bernadette was wrapping her little antique things she collected over the years in some New-York-Times papers from some weeks ago, as the phone was ringing. "Yes, Bernadette?", she said. "Bernie! It's me, your mom. I just call because George wants to know when. I'm sorry. You wanna talk to him?" She was not in the mood to talk to George right now and said, "Mom! I still don't know! Anytime soon. I have a travel-agency on the other line and Maggie just pooped her pants. Anything else you wanna ask me?"

.........

Maggie was eating her food with her fingers. The plane was fully booked and Bernadette had not slept longer than a few hours for the last few days. "Needo make ka-ka", Maggie said. And Bernadette could smell that it already was too late to hurry.

a reply to: Willingly

Ok what are you eating today? Nice!

a reply to: Quantum12

Ok what are you eating today?

Nothing, actually. I just drank some bio-white-wine from Italy. (Mixed with soda, of course.k)

Today your paradigm will be shifted - Part XX:


"George! Over there! That's a good parking-space!" George moved in the direction Gunda was pointing. He hated airports. But today he was in a good mood. "Gundi, you found the only free space. Let me lick your hand." Gunda smiled and hold her hand infront of him.

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"They landed already! I have no idea why that takes that long, Gundi", George was holding a teddy-bear close to his chest. "I gotta pee. I think I can make it in time, George", Gunda said, before she went for the rest-room.

.......

"Maggie! Look! There is Granny and Goggo!" Maggie was waving her barbie-doll. "Gramma goggo!" Maggie ran to the door that opend just for her.

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"George! It's yellow!", Gunda shouted as George was speeding. "That costs hundred Marks!", she said. He smiled and said, "what ever. I have my baby back. Money means nothing to me!" Gunda turned her head around and was asking Bernadette, "how was your flight?" Bernadette was sleeping. Maggie answered that question, "Mommy nappy."

a reply to: Willingly

I wasted my French wine, lol

a reply to: Quantum12

I wasted my French wine, lol

French red-wine is never wasted if poured into the right mouth. That you should know, Q.

a reply to: Willingly

Your the best Sally!

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
 I wonder what she’s up to now.

a reply to: Quantum12

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.


Counting what? How many bottles of exquisite french red-wine you have poured into her mouth before one single accurate sentence would come out of it? But it didn't work?

Here is my answer to that: You can lead a horse to the river, but can't make it drink.

I wish I have would have said that.

a reply to: Willingly

It's a secret!!!

a reply to: Quantum12

It's a secret!!!

Fook secrets! Ask me anything!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!