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4:00 (5) Gershwin on Ice: A few weeks ago, we ran afoul of the Andrea Bocelli Fan Club, which objected to our quip that the blind quasi-tenor shouldn’t be skating with the pros. (The organized hate mail was unbelievable; you’d think we’d insulted John Denver.) Just to continue the cruelty, we’ll point out that George Gershwin is dead and would probably skate even worse than Andrea. Coming next week: Spinoza on Ice: A Mind-Bending Spectacular! (Until 5 p.m.)
Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
All that aside though - I thought this one I found was pretty funny....I guess he must have just gone down a television channel listing and found programs he thought sounded bad enough to verbally abuse.....
www.bostonphoenix.com...
4:00 (5) Gershwin on Ice: A few weeks ago, we ran afoul of the Andrea Bocelli Fan Club, which objected to our quip that the blind quasi-tenor shouldn’t be skating with the pros. (The organized hate mail was unbelievable; you’d think we’d insulted John Denver.) Just to continue the cruelty, we’ll point out that George Gershwin is dead and would probably skate even worse than Andrea. Coming next week: Spinoza on Ice: A Mind-Bending Spectacular! (Until 5 p.m.)
LMFAO!!
[edit on 1/12/2005 by EnronOutrunHomerun]
Fundamentalism, the facile belief in the unexplained and un-researched, is something you born-agains (couldn’t get it right the first time, huh?) share with Al Qaeda, whose ideologues doggedly adhere to religious misinterpretations every bit as silly and dangerous as yours.
John.3
[1] There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
[2] The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
[3] Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
[4] Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
[5] Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
[6] That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
[7] Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
[8] The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
www.hti.umich.edu...
mercy.urantia.org...
Gun control? We said "control," not confiscation. And there are high-powered automatic weapons most civilians really do not need. Even moose tend to come at you one at a time. "But shooting’s fun!" you argue. "It’s a sport." Breaking windows and driving 100 miles an hour are fun, but they’re legally controlled activities. "But," you object, "how do I defend my family when the nigras and the Jews and the Communists from Harvard come on my property?" Right. Lock the gate; everybody covets your Tupperware and your chard. We’ll be right over.
Education encourages creative thought. Creative thought empowers people. Fascists hate creative thought. So it’s incredibly convenient for the GOP that you folks actually want your kids to be dumb. Which is why the No Child Left Behind initiative you endorse has, in fact, done nothing! Happy?
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Grady, is that you in your avatar? I'm wondering cause if it is...you look exactly as I would of imagined you...exactly!
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