Urologist Threatens Penis-Enhancement Forum for badmouthing him

Found this just now and felt it was amusing enough to share. Evidently the consequences of a bad review on an internet forum strike again.

Urologist sends a lawyer to shakedown a forum that had a bad review for the doctor on it.

You have permitted these inaccurate and negative postings to appear on the Website without seeking to verify the veracity of their contents.

Mr. Benjamin demands the usual suspects:

Consequently, on behalf of our client, we hereby demand that (1) you immediately remove the negative content posted by your member "txhog", together with all related threads and postings, from the Website, (2) thundersplace.org immediately cease and desist from any further derogatory postings of any kind about Dr. Elist, (3) you immediately provide us with the name and contact information of the user posting such disparaging comments, and (4) you post an announcement in a conspicuous place on the Website acknowledging that the defamatory statements have been removed due to your inability to verify their accuracy. Failure to comply with the foregoing demands will leave our client with no alternative but to take action and seek all legal remedies available to him.

Mr. Benjamin's letter on behalf of Dr. Elist bears several prominent signs of aggressive bogosity. First, the letter utterly fails to specify what statements of fact in the forum post are false. You know my mantra: vagueness in defamation threats is a hallmark of meritless thuggery.


Original popehat.com...enis-enhancement-forum/


What would Judge Judy do?:

a reply to: hibbity

It's cosmetic surgery and purely unnecessary. Unless you suffer from a micropenis and it makes you unable to reproduce it's no different from a nose job. Take unnecessary risks, get unnecessary consequences.

It doesn't matter if you're 3" or 13". In the words of Eric Clapton... It's in the way that you use it. Rock what you got. No sympathy for any party involved.