Don't give me the power to rule this rock!

a reply to: DeathSlayer

Sounds like you are wanting to set yourself up as god.

Where are You going to find enough room for the 3,291 different sects of Chris†ianity™?


Also the no underwater vessels ban.. We, the 'human' NEED water to survive yet We know more about the moon than the ocean. Hard to see down a few thousand fathoms.

I'm surprised that a 'cannabis' supporter would use a gov't. issued word like 'marijuana' Why not go full LaGuardia and type it "Marihuana"?

namaste

originally posted by: berenike
I don't have a problem with probably most of your ideas.

I'd like to add: ensuring everyone has a good education, particularly to help rid populations of their more barbaric superstitions.

Yes..... a proper education.....that would be something new for most. It is important that everyone live the life they have dreamed of.

Oh..... the work week would be four days only......max 30 years per week and no overtime allowed.

a reply to: Hecate666

I don't want you to think I would discriminate against atheist BUT since my law would be to control religion to your home or church the same would have to apply to non believers as well.

The girl that got raped by her father....... lets see.....her father would have been shot in the back of the head long before that child was born. The girl should be given a REAL chance as if she wants to keep the child or give it up for adoption. If she elects an abortion..... then sterilization.

Kill one person and you are a murderer ...... kill a million and you are a hero......

So what would I be after killing a billion or more?

originally posted by: DeathSlayer

So what would I be after killing a billion or more?

The next Stalin or Hitler.

originally posted by: DeathSlayer
I am so sick of what is going on with this planet. I am very angry and frustrated right now and need to blow off some steam. I rarely watch TV anymore.... only death and turmoil in the news...so one day out of the clear blue it hit me.... "Hey, if you had the supernatural power to change anything instantly without anyone or anything capable of stopping me what would I do." So I have given it some thought. Once I get started I hope I can stop but after looking at mankind's history and how it constantly repeats itself there has to be a necessary change and this change can only occur at the very top and it will be bloody and I see no other way. So before you tear me a new one..... think about it.

Now before I get started you might want to make your a stiff drink or go find your "happy place" because this will give you a nightmare. I do have reasons for each decision and many of you will disagree and be glad that I do not have this power BUT if I did this is how I would start:

Nothing on this planet or in this universe could kill or hurt me or my loved ones.

No more individual governments PERIOD. This earth would be ruled by ME and ME alone... with a few... maybe five advisors that would rotate every three to six months. My decision is final. The world would be ruled under one monarchy....ME. Anyone who rejected my rule by starting a riot or talking in public would fall over dead. Anyone who disagreed in anyway that would cause harm in anyway would fall over dead.

All heads of state and their staff, past and present are arrested and put on trial for treason against humanity..... all guilty parties receive immediate death sentence and carried out within ten minutes.

Each country would be designated according to me..... example.... middle East ....only those of islamic faith, North America no islamic people allowed... not even to visit. I would seperate the faiths by country to stop the religious ongoing bickering. Israel are only for the Jewish people. Race has nothing to do with this.....it would be based on faith/religion.

Religion of all kinds would only be allowed to speak and teach inside their homes and inside their churches, mosques, synagoge.

Non believers can not advertise, preach or spread material based on their beliefs.

No one in public can speak out their faith........possible to change at a later date .... after countries have been divided up by faith.

Married only to those of the same faith.

One child per family.

Anyone who has an abortion gets sterilized unless danger to mother.

Any man who falls $12,000.00 behind in support payments go to jail. He too gets sterilized.

Anyone with a genetic disability will be sterilized.

All prisons inmates will work and produce to support economy... EVERY inmate ... 12 hour works days...six days a week.... a way to also pay off his/her debt.

Death sentence is one way.... a bullet to the back of the head.

Everyone on death row is immediately executed....bullet to the head.

Rape is death sentence.

Paedophile death sentence.

manslaughter = death sentence.... including car accidents where you at fault of someone dying from the accident etc...

Equal pay for everyone.

Everyone in jail for marijuana is immediately set free.

Marijuana is legal around the world.

All patents are illegal and put on the internet with instructions to make "green energy" available for everyone.

Stock exchanges around the world closed. All stock is worthless.

Most bankers arrested and put on trial.

Corporations are shut down .

Flat tax rate of 10% no other taxes are allowed. You keep 90% of your earnings.

No one is allowed to own more than five million dollars.

All prices frozen and expected to drop by 30% within five years.

No one is authorized to own more than 100 acres of land.

You can have only one home.

One car per family.

Everyone is required to carry a weapon and be trained in the use of deadly force.

Let the people decide..... either ban alcohol and tobacco or allow all drugs to be legal. You want free will OK.... you have it.

Stop oil production and other fuel being used ......green energy only. Number one push on this planet 24/7.

Shut down all nuclear plants and dismantled.

All military forces around the world banned and dismantled including all nuclear warheads. These people would be used to clean up this planet with the military machines used to assist in cleaning this place up, new streets, new bridges, all electrical lines underground, better drainage and sewer systems, new and better medicine now that patents are illegal, new hospitals. A few select million specialized police force.

All submarines dismantled.... no more underwater machines that use sonar.

Any terrorist, anyone who supports terrorists in any form .... fall over dead immediatley.

No more royalty. They no longer have control over any land, move out of their palaces, turn over all monies, goods, crown jewels, all jewelry items, paintings .... move into normal housing just like everyone else.... stripped from all powers. No more money from the state. Get your own job.

Poverty is illegal. Anyone who sleeps outside, has no food, water and health coverage.... local government would be punished on public by being whipped.


OK I am done bitching.........

So what did I miss?

What would you add?

Sounds like a progressive wet dream.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: DeathSlayer

Wow...

I thought it would be a bad idea for me to rule the world. Suddenly, I am not so worried about the prospect.

Scary.....I know.... but I believe this is what the ENTIRE world needs.

If you are a caring and loving individual you would have no need to fear and you would immediately see results every day.
Your life would change for the better everyday. People would be more loving. Another law of mine. Treat the elderly as kings, love the sick BUT sickness would soon be gone (within a decade maybe?)

All those top secret patents being hidden from us ..... would alone change us all.

Your only problem would be stepping over the dead.

a reply to: DeathSlayer

My problem would be the dead, and the tyranny of course. I am allergic to it.

The people must rule themselves, and have no master over them. That is the only fair way to run anything, let alone a planet.

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: DeathSlayer

Sounds like you are wanting to set yourself up as god.

I would not use the word god because that is not my goal. I would hope within a decade I could fade out of the picture and mankind would change since most problems are by now history.....

A similar plan as I spelled out in OP and I believe within 3 months most of the killing and dying would be over and we could all look forward to a better future for us all and our children.... a true utopia....

Isn't this what we all want? A planet with nothing but peace, health and happiness? We can't have it now because of too many people wanting to make decisions that impact others we need only ONE person for this.... one that is not corrupt.

One king......one ruler...... one who has the power and authority over all mankind. Those who reject his law can live on Mars or Jupiter...

How many one way seats will you be reserving?

originally posted by: DeathSlayer

originally posted by: Krazysh0t
a reply to: DeathSlayer

Sounds like you are wanting to set yourself up as god.

I would not use the word god because that is not my goal. I would hope within a decade I could fade out of the picture and mankind would change since most problems are by now history.....

How do you fade out of the picture if you cannot age or die, and anyone who speaks negative about you instantly dies? I'm pretty sure that is going to leave a very lasting imaging in the public's mind for QUITE some time.

A similar plan as I spelled out in OP and I believe within 3 months most of the killing and dying would be over and we could all look forward to a better future for us all and our children.... a true utopia....

All I see is a bunch of people miserable that there is a magical thought police telling them they cannot think freely about their overlord lest they drop dead there on the spot.

Isn't this what we all want? A planet with nothing but peace, health and happiness? We can't have it now because of too many people wanting to make decisions that impact others we need only ONE person for this.... one that is not corrupt.

Forcing people to obey your will never results in peace. It just breeds discontent, which later breaks out in violence.

One king......one ruler...... one who has the power and authority over all mankind. Those who reject his law can live on Mars or Jupiter...

How many one way seats will you be reserving?

Zero, god. I'll just let you shoot me in the back of the head, but YOU have to do the shooting. Let a dictator actually pull the trigger for all the guns he is using to massacre his people with for a change.

originally posted by: JimNasium
Where are You going to find enough room for the 3,291 different sects of Chris†ianity™?


Also the no underwater vessels ban.. We, the 'human' NEED water to survive yet We know more about the moon than the ocean. Hard to see down a few thousand fathoms.

I'm surprised that a 'cannabis' supporter would use a gov't. issued word like 'marijuana' Why not go full LaGuardia and type it "Marihuana"?

namaste

Good points.....

First......I would try NOT to be too involved with various religions.....free will to all concerning their beliefs as long as it stayed inside their homes and at their houses of worship. I would be very strict with this law and if their beliefs caused problems in society by the way they practice their beliefs within society than I would get involved with no mercy. Put out the fire before it gets out of hand.

I support underwater exploration but we need to find a better way... sonar is killing and damaging oceanic life forms.

a reply to: Edumakated

I gave you that star!

I don't need three wishes......just one .......

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: DeathSlayer

My problem would be the dead, and the tyranny of course. I am allergic to it.

The people must rule themselves, and have no master over them. That is the only fair way to run anything, let alone a planet.

I do understand you.....and I say let the people live a life they deserve ..... a blessed one BUT all people are corrupt. We can not rule over ourselves right now.... we need someone who is not corrupt, someone who can not be tempted, someone who is fair to ALL and not to a select few.

I believe once mankind's issues are solved .......maybe after a few hundred years.....then....maybe then the people can once again rule over themselves ........MAYBE...... after a thousand years?

BUT right now mankind is lost and no one government or group of governments care about you or this planet.

a reply to: DeathSlayer

Brah. Dictatorship never works. Read some books and not just the internet.

O.O

Dude, you reeeeeeally need to change some priorities in your life. Of course life is going to seem like it sucks if all you do is focus on the negativity in the world. People like that are the problem, not the rest of us. There are countless beautiful things in the world; so why are you obsessing over the stuff that sucks? Go eat your favorite deserts, play with a pet, and watch a sunset. Maybe you'll stop get genocidal urges that way.

Get a hobby. Or 5 hobbies. One of my hobbies is seeing different National Parks and waterfalls. Before I die, I want to visit every single "inspiring" natural feature on the planet! (I know it's impossible, but that's what makes it fun!) I also love beaches and trying new fruit, so one of my hobbies is trying "new" and "exotic" fruit. I love music, so I've made it a hobby to listen to music from random countries (I used to search for ancient music styles but they typically suck lol). I also love different clothing styles, so I like to observe the different styles around the world while trying to figure out why the people adopted those styles.

Why am I saying all of that? Because none of it involves killing off large portions of the population and being an oppressive douchebag. The world is vast. The only reason you're only seeing the negativity is because that's what you choose to focus on.

a reply to: DeathSlayer

Not gonna blast you with hate as it's a rant post and who hasn't gotten so fed up with the world that they don't feel similarly once in a while? I've certainly had some dark thoughts of self-rule in my days. (eliminate the color blind! )
It's definitely healthy to vent the rage now and again.

I am, however, gonna cover some of your points.

1. Separation of faiths by country: Nooo.. That's pretty much impossible. There are families who are multi-faith within the home. And you just try to stop Romeo and Juliet from hanging out when they have different religious beliefs but are consumed by passion for each other! Also, you'd be setting the world up for mighty religion wars after your eventual demise.

Non believers can not advertise, preach or spread material based on their beliefs.

is a recipe for disaster as you'd be eliminating the most reasonable people on the planet and severely injuring human progress. It's pretty much the opposite of what I'd have going in my Emporization.

I'd be letting people believe whatever while strongly supporting non-religious viewpoints myself. I'd end religious based schools and probably be shuttin' down all the churches as well. Believe what you want. Keep it at home until you or your kids finally come to your senses, would be where I'd stand. Science and creativity would flourish under my reign.

2.

One child per family. Anyone who has an abortion gets sterilized unless danger to mother.

Well, with both of those combined, won't you run into a problem pretty quickly?

3.

Anyone with a genetic disability will be sterilized.

Sadly, every one of us all carry potentially dangerous genes to pass on as genetic disabilities. It's the genetic combinations that create them. See the importance of science? However, I remain hopeful in my quest to eliminate color blindness from the population over time due to concentrated effort!

4. Equal pay for everyone. C'mon. You know the problem with this one. So, a neurosurgeon and the girl running the counter at the Scrapbooking store should get the same pay?

5.

All patents are illegal and put on the internet with instructions to make "green energy" available for everyone.

By incorporating this, you discourage anyone from bothering to invent anything whatsoever.

6.

Stock exchanges around the world closed. All stock is worthless.

You've now just caused thousands, if not millions of people to die of starvation while the population tries to develop a new economy and all production halts.

7.

Corporations are shut down. Flat tax rate of 10% no other taxes are allowed. You keep 90% of your earnings.

I'm actually kind of on board with these, but by shutting down all the corps, no one would really be earning anything. See 6 above.

8.

No one is allowed to own more than five million dollars.

How could they? No one makes any money anymore. And once that does even out, everyone gets equal pay, so eventually EVERYONE will have 5 million dollars.

9. One home/one car:
It's really hard for a family to go to separate jobs with only one car. But since there aren't any more jobs, I guess that works.

10.

Everyone is required to carry a weapon and be trained in the use of deadly force.

This is the most hilarious part. Not only have you guaranteed your swift and brutal assassination, but now you have rampant crime throughout the world when everyone is forced to gun each other down over the last package of Charmin after you shut down the corporations.

11.

Let the people decide..... either ban alcohol and tobacco or allow all drugs to be legal. You want free will OK.... you have it.

You mean after splitting up families and friends by religion, evaporating the existing economy, killed family members across the nation, seized assets people have worked for, mandated gun carry and outlawed SOOO many things, you're going to give the people the choice of substance recreation?? How sweet of you! Hail Deathslayer!

12.

Stop oil production and other fuel being used ......green energy only. Number one push on this planet 24/7.

You do know oil is used for a number of important things other than transportation right? Another point for science!

13.

All military forces around the world banned and dismantled including all nuclear warheads. These people would be used to clean up this planet with the military machines used to assist in cleaning this place up, new streets, new bridges, all electrical lines underground, better drainage and sewer systems, new and better medicine now that patents are illegal, new hospitals. A few select million specialized police force.

Who you callin' "These People"? I think "These People" might have another idea in mind for you before they hand over their weaponry. And who's going to work in the hospitals when they can just get a job at the Scrapbooking store?

14.

Poverty is illegal. Anyone who sleeps outside, has no food, water and health coverage.... local government would be punished on public by being whipped.

This one's a real gem. Especially after eliminating all the jobs and stopping production. Those who aren't mourning their lost loves from the culling should be eager to step up to the plate I'm sure. Maybe they can all start as drug dealers after voting that in? There's always the Scrapbooking store.

That was fun. TY.

When Harry, Ron and Hermione had to retrieve something from the Ministry of Magic, they did it in a clever and non-violent way. When Neo and Trinity went to rescue Morpheus, they murdered everyone in their path. There is more than one solution to any given problem.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that, although I understand your anger and frustration at the world, I am disappointed that your solution is genocide and tyranny.

From the first rule about nothing being able to hurt or kill your loved ones, I gather that supernatural abilities are not off the table for this ultra-ego trip?

If I had ultimate power, I would immediately do 2 things:

1. Make sure everyone had access to adequate food, water and shelter.

2. Make everyone an empath so that they would feel whatever pain they intentionally caused another person.

"No one is allowed to own more than five million dollars."
I liked this

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originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: DeathSlayer

Mine would be to rid the world of all humans.