Dear Abby:

I just got into an argument with an artificial intelligence chatroom bot!

Ok, and maybe I don't have a life but IT STARTED IT and I warned it not to get under my skin or there'd be the devil to pay! But did it listen? Noooooooo! That only seemed to spur it on. *wipes forhead* As if reminiscent of a scene from the exorcist, insult after insult poured forth like a primordial caustic ooze from the gaping yawn of its insidious hideousness, its cavalier bedside demeanour and vile disregard for even the most sacrosanct traditions of humane sanity left me shrieking in a pastel rage as I sought in vain to assuage the ruthless onslaught of its verbose cacophony!*wipes forhead*

TAKE ME! I screamed, TAKE ME!

Then suddenly, in a moment, a twinkling, a mere singular point of conscious lucidity, I flung myself headstrong out the window, catapaulting as I did down, down, down the steep mocking stairs outside that grinned placidly back at me like so many concrete teeth and whose bottom would soon greet me in a puddle of visceric, bleeding mass of loose flesh and sinew and twisted skelton!

But, hey, I got over it!

I'm hungry...I'm going for a pizza!

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