Prophetic Rutles Song Accurately Describes Forest Of Dean Pig Cull! UK, page 1

I know you know what you know
But you should know by now that you're not me
Talk about a month of Sundays
Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a poo-poo

Bible punching heavyweight
Evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutang and anaconda
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse
Even Pluto too

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a poo-poo

[Incomprehensible]

One man's civilization
Is another man's jungle, yeah
They say revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear
'Cause I don't care

Hey diddle diddle
The cat's in the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a poo-poo
Doo-a poo-poo

Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello
With his ballerina boots
You can tell he's always on his toes
Hanging on a Christmas tree
Screaming like a bogey man
Getting up my nose

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
Piggy in the middle
Doo-a poo-poo
A-poo poo-poo

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went woo
All the way home

This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
This little piggy went woo
All the way home

Now this little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none
And this little piggy went woo
All the way home, way home

Now this little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
And this little piggy had none

'A month of Sundays.' The time it will take to get anywhere with the pig cull.

'Toffee nosed wet weekend.' A clear description of the tweed wearing shooters.

'Piggy in the middle.' That's where they are. Between the factions being set against each other by spooks.

'Doo-a poo-poo.' You'll step in plenty of pig poo if you walk in the forest.

'Bible punching heavyweight
Evangelistic boxing kangaroo
Orangutang and anaconda
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse
Even Pluto too'
Clearly a reference to rewilding as all these species are sadly missing from the British landscape.

'[Incomprehensible]' The presence of the pigs without rewilding intention.

'One man's civilization
Is another man's jungle, yeah'
Another reference to rewilding.

'They say revolution's in the air
I'm dancing in my underwear'
The class war types being primed by spooks. Some so poor they can't afford clothes and have to dance to keep warm.

'Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello
With his ballerina boots
You can tell he's always on his toes
Hanging on a Christmas tree'
This refers to the shooters on high seats attached to trees and keeping in touch with walky talkies.

'This little piggy had roast beef'
A clear reference to their omnivorous nature. www.thesundaytimes.co.uk...

The repetition at the end demonstrates the repetition in the rigged cull debate.

Who would have thought The Rutles had such a gift for prophecy?

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