Hamas 'seizes Israeli spy dolphin' off Gaza

That's right , Flipper works for Mossad.
The claim comes from a radio station operated by the IDF which has said Hamas claimes the Dolphin was equipped with spying equipment including cameras but when later asked for confirmation they refused to comment , no comment has been made be Hamas either.

In a report published Wednesday (19 August) on the website of Galatz, a nationwide radio network operated by the IDF, also known as Galei Tzahal or Army Radio, the station claims the dolphin was captured a few weeks ago off the Gaza coast. The report claims that Hamas said the dolphin "was equipped with spy cameras". Hamas did not return IBTimes UK requests for comment by the time of publication.

The IDF responded to a request for information about the source of the report stating that since it was not made by an IDF spokesperson "we have no jurisdiction to provide you with a response." Emails Galatz went unanswered.
www.ibtimes.co.uk...

As to be expected there's not much information available and what there is cannot be verified but I wouldn't rule it out.
So is it all a misunderstanding , a red herring or just a case of a Dolphin off on it's holidays being caught up in a dispute it has no part of ?

Only time will tell.

a reply to: gortex

I was just [click click] minding my damn business. Looking for [click] mackerel. Swimming around. [click] Innocent dolphin stuff. Who's this 'Mossad' you speak of?

a reply to: gortex

How would they know he was a Mossad Dolphin and not a US Marine Dolphin, or a Russian Dolphin?

Although I guess the Russians supposedly stopped their sea animal training..

I knew they couldn't be trusted, its Dolphins and Monkeys.

Not sure if they work together as I have never spotted a Monkey with a Dolphin, but I knew it.

I also include orangutang, chimp, gorilla, ape and any other version of it. Bottle nose Dolphins are the leaders and I think chimpanzee are the monkey version.

Nothing to do with Isreal IMO

a reply to: gortex

I didn't know KKKKKmas had a Navy to spy on?

How does one go about arresting a spy Dolphin? Maybe It didn't get caught but switched sides? Animals are smarter than Mossad thinks.

a reply to: gortex



...and you can quote em' [spit]

a reply to: Reverbs
i'm going out on a limb here and going to say it was the size of his bottlenose that gave him away!

So Flipper is a traitorous bastitch???

What next? Lassie Is caught dealing milkbones and catnip in front of the elementary school???

My whole life has been a lie.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

a reply to: gortex

Flipper the Zionist Spy.

Haha! Well anything is possible. They have used animals militarily in the past.

"Son of a b*tch, i'm sick of these dolphins.."

- Steve Zissou

Could it be one of these dolphins?

www.theguardian.com...

I'm glad I put my coffee down before I started to reading the thread titles, It would've been annoying smelling coffee all day. Was definitely a good laugh.

Here they just place a boat, the more visible you are the less people care. Art of deception, magic trick

Word is Seal Team Six is en route for a rescue.



Yes, I know that was otterly ridiculous. I did it on porpoise.

Reminds me of when ISIS executed pigeons for spying not too long ago.....

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I don't think Lassie has gone over, but your life is in peril if the Israelis capture and tag you. See the Israeli "spy" vultures captured in Sudan and Saudi Arabia.

Basically, from what the MSN article on the Israeli spy dolphin seems to indicate that if you are a critter caught and tagged as part of an Israeli wildlife study, you are in danger of being prosecuted for espionage by Israel's neighbors should you be caught wearing the tags.

Isn't this the type of story that qualifies as "weird stuff" that doesn't happen in the US?

They will probably flip her make her work for them.

for just a few fish, a dolphin will betray you!