Isnt there someone my age I could date?

A very very strange thread even for ATS

a reply to: Elysian

Just remember, if he gives you a hat-pin before your seventh date, he might be a bit forward and you'll need to tell him to slow it down a bit.

This isn't Hollywood!

a reply to: beezzer

Now I heard that if a lady shows her ankle before the sixth date it us expected to bring a hatpin to the next?.
Maybe thats where im going wrong?.
Oh it was much better in the 16th century I tell you that. Loose loose women.

A Sugar Momma with false teeth .... now you got me dreaming!

Well I hope you find someone near to your own age that is really a nice person. And you fall in love with them. Get hunting.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: beezzer

Now I heard that if a lady shows her ankle before the sixth date it us expected to bring a hatpin to the next?.
Maybe thats where im going wrong?.
Oh it was much better in the 16th century I tell you that. Loose loose women.

Ankles?

What kind of soiled doves are you hanging out with?

originally posted by: valiant
A Sugar Momma with false teeth .... now you got me dreaming!

Her teeth are like the stars, they come out at night

Convince ATS PTB to start an conspiracy themed dating site.

a reply to: Elysian

Who let the dogs out!

a reply to: imod02

i'll just ORDER her to take them out and .... ugh yeah

originally posted by: EnigmaAgent
Well I hope you find someone near to your own age that is really a nice person. And you fall in love with them. Get hunting.

Hmm..

Even that can go horribly wrong.

Looking over my shoulder.

I just want to be the first to attribute bad dating to Jade Helm.


*winner!*

(raises arms and dances around the computer until the wife says, "shut up and sit down!")

As an older man who attracts younger women I have to ask why did you go for an older man anyhow? Don't you meet fellows your own age?.

a reply to: beezzer who's Jade Helm?

originally posted by: woodwardjnr
a reply to: beezzer who's Jade Helm?

That's actually my stripper name.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
As an older man who attracts younger women I have to ask why did you go for an older man anyhow? Don't you meet fellows your own age?.

Most have girlfriends unfortunately
And I don't go to older men they come to me and offer to pay for everything my lifestyle requires
Dresses, jewelry, makeup, some even asked if I would like bigger breasts

originally posted by: Elysian

originally posted by: boymonkey74
As an older man who attracts younger women I have to ask why did you go for an older man anyhow? Don't you meet fellows your own age?.

Most have girlfriends unfortunately
And I don't go to older men they come to me and offer to pay for everything my lifestyle requires
Dresses, jewelry, makeup, some even asked if I would like bigger breasts

As long as you keep focus on the important things, like dresses, makeup, jewelry, and bigger breasts, then you shouldn't have a problem dating.

I think there is more competition for nice young men these days.

People travel more and older women are much better preserved so there is a greater pool for a young man to choose from. He no longer has only the local girls to take his pick of.

An older, good-looking woman with money must be a more tempting prospect than a young girl who can't afford to show him such a good time.

Back in the day young man would be grateful to cop a feel at the bus stop after a night out, now he demands that a woman has a fake tan and a Brazilian before he'll even look at her.

originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
Convince ATS PTB to start an conspiracy themed dating site.

That would be one very interesting dating site, dating/conspiracy a match made in UFOs

a reply to: Elysian

A/S/L/P?


Seriously, the reason you can't find a decent person to date is, obviously....*cough* Obama.

Seriously seriously: I understand where you're coming from. I have very high standards too, which has also kept me single for a loooong time. Unlike you, I won't date a fat chick.

You'll learn to live with it, because people suck, people suck big time, too much stupid drama in dating anyways, even though intimacies are certainly missed. In time, you'll meet someone who you're comfortable enough with and who is comfortable enough with you.

Or....just go with the money and pretty dresses. Dontcha like money and dresses?