Machine Gun Bacon with Ted Cruz

Machine Gun Bacon

Trump has forced republican hopefuls to say and do some wacky stuff to get attention.

Lindsey Graham smashed cell phones
Ben Carson played operation
Rand Paul chainsawed the tax code
Ted Cruz failed epically with his monotone Simpsons impressions, but now has decided to pander to his base with machine gun bacon!
Instead of comparing the Iran deal to the holocaust, Huckabee should have went with bacon wrapped bible.lol

I know his staff is just trying to make this vampire look human, but if I was a Ted Cruz supporter I would be insulted.

What are some funny videos we could see from candidates trying to garner attention?

Martin O'Malley releases viral video of lesbian drinking Starbucks getting a raise?
Marco Rubio sings La Bamba?

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a reply to: HighFive

Is this a knock on bacon or the weapon? Either way, high powered rifles with select fire is already a win, add bacon and you have a recipe for awesome!

It's a publicity stunt. Nothing more.

Cruz doesn't have to prove his 2nd Amendment credentials.

How QuesoGrande Doritos eXtreme of him...

originally posted by: sycomix
a reply to: HighFive

Is this a knock on bacon or the weapon? Either way, high powered rifles with select fire is already a win, add bacon and you have a recipe for awesome!

Not really a knock on either.

Just an examination of some Presidential candidates "hey look at me" videos, and who they target.

a reply to: HighFive

Republican politician mentality, crazy.

Republicans are also threatening to shut down the government again! Hey, this is beginning to become an annual thing. They're starting to act like children, if they don't get their way, they're going to gather all their marbles and go home.

It's more like they're losing their marbles.

Did he invent a machine gun that shoots bacon, mmmmmmmm bacon.

Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....

Of course it is.....

Politics is another form of entertainment. Elections are just for the plebes to think they get to play along and not just be spectators.


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originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
Jesus Christ....this is what passes for politics in America....

Of course it is.....

Politics is another form of entertainment. Elections are just for the plebes to think they get to play along and not just be spectators.

Brawndo, it's got elecrolytes.

This is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen in American politics. Who ever this appeals to needs to have their voting rights taken away. "Forget policy they got my vote cause they use power tools and cook bacon on guns!".

Which ever strategist is responsible for this trend needs to # off.

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

It's what plants crave.

Stupidest sh*t ever. This is seriously desparate. And pathetic.


What the hell is wrong with these people?

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