Texas will Secede from the Union, 81,000 signatures!

originally posted by: Ultralight
a reply to: Violater1

I posted a story about this and it was tossed to the HOAXbin. Will be watching this one.

There is a difference between People signing a petition to Secede

and

a Hoax Site that says " Obama to Sign Executive Order Stripping Texas of Statehood Ahead of Jade Helm 15"


A Big difference

a reply to: HammyCat

I think Obama is capable of ANYthing.

originally posted by: crazyewok
Good for the USA without Texas they may be able to finally teach REAL science in state schools

On the other hand, they'll probably just teach more liberal "tolerance". I don't know about you but intolerance on the grounds that the person you won't tolerate doesn't agree with you is just as bad as intolerance on the grounds that the person you won't tolerate is black or gay or whatever.

Liberals start as hypocrites from the word go and science has turned into just another religion. Oh yeah. Have you heard what the unbiased scientists have discovered today? They have come to the absolute conclusion that people don't have a right to their own opinions. Very scientific!

a reply to: crazyewok

Is'nt it real science that living matter (bacteria/animals/humans) can not spontaneously generate from non-loving matter?
A Louis Pasteur proven scientific experiment and fact.
So what are you getting at?
That Texans don't believe in evolution? Who cares, there is no reason to believe in it. No one has ever seen it happen/observed(which doesn't even make it a theory). The only thing Darwin ever legitimately established was 'adaptation' on the islands of Galapagos. Not evolution. Birds didn't change/morph. The ones that couldn't eat died and the ones that could lived. That's not evolution.
I'm from 'progressive' California btw.

Yes I have noticed the conterproductive hypocrisy of people with 'progressive' 'tolerant' views. They call people bigots, for not believing what they believe. Seems like they project themselves onto others. They have no tolerance for people that choose to live their own lifestyles, and demand it from everyone else. Next time you (generally speaking) call someone a bigot, look in the mirror, bigot.

a reply to: BrianFlanders

You guys crack me up, just like the USA haters...Anyone that lives in the US would kill for their state to be more like Texas and they know it. And the fact that Texas is the only state that might have the best chance of ever being on its own.

None of this matters as Texas will not leave, but for you guys to believe the crap you are spewing about you would be glad and go ahead, just like a pissed off dork that his old lady left him for being worthless and broke.

a reply to: ManBehindTheMask

I went to Highschool in New York, and then traveled to Texas Tech for college. My Texas textbook said "One day, we will map the human genome!"

My history textbook was as selective as I would assume Germany's is.

a reply to: Wiz4769

Who needs edumucation when you have's oil and GOLD!

Texas's second largest industry is drugs.

originally posted by: Wiz4769
You guys crack me up, just like the USA haters...Anyone that lives in the US would kill for their state to be more like Texas and they know it. And the fact that Texas is the only state that might have the best chance of ever being on its own.

None of this matters as Texas will not leave, but for you guys to believe the crap you are spewing about you would be glad and go ahead, just like a pissed off dork that his old lady left him for being worthless and broke.

I think we should let Texas go if they want to go, but I know it will never happen. Texas will never be on its own it would have to fight its way out. By the way it would be a losing battle, people who wanted to succede would be considered traitors, and no the rest of America wouldnt ever let Texas go. If anyone wants out just leave the country.

a reply to: FormOfTheLord

They want to be Saudi Kings, but driving distance from Wall-Mart, Texas Roadhouse and Panda Express.

Well they say everything is bigger in Texas. I would not know because I never been there. But it seems its right even there self assessment of themselves is bigger as well.

But anyways. I think they should let them do it, for nothing less then ah what the heck, why not,it would be cute to watch them try. And all kidding aside I for one will hope they succeed.

However! Its all under one condition. If or its more like when they want to come back to the union, oh I give them about in a year or two or so, if not months. I think that they should sign or somehow make it a law that, the whole catchphrase "everything is bigger in Texas" shall no longer be viable or legal, and be legally owned by Utha or it will be sold to Canada or Mexico as there country official phrase for pennies on the dollar.

Every time a Texan says or utters that phrase then he or she shall be forced by law to pay a fine of 5$ or it will be directly stipulated from his work check. We can even make a whole institution that watches for that, just for you know jobs and such.

Hey there you go. Now the FED will have another source of income coming in which they can use to buy all those expensive shinny $10,000 staplers they so like. And! It will like totally help stimulate the economy, and create jobs, people seem to like sticking there noses in everything, it will be a perfect job for them being phrase catcher personnel.

And after all whats there population 26 million or so?

I figure at least 100% of them will utter the phrase at least once per year, and of those 100% at least 90% will be caught or turned in by somebody. So whats $5x at least 20 mil per year? Thats at least 100 million coming in each year, which is only a small fraction as the average Texan will likely utter the phrase at least 100 times or more per year.

And with that much money coming in from practically nothing, the FED wont need to do that magic trick they do and pull it out of thin air, ie print it. And that small percentage in there yearly quota, it could go in Moneys owed to China jar for those special rainy days.

See everybody comes out on top. Texas gets its little camping trip for a bit and gets to feel special and what it would be like to not be held by the hand anymore, the FED gets some new and shiny staplers, it creates some jobs, and even it can go to help pay that whole dept to China thing. We can call it the phrase to cash to china tax.

Oh I kid, I kid. Though realistically that is likely a better plan in kick starting the economy then we have had in years and years and years. And to top it all off, it would be more entertaining as well.