Texas police shut down girls' lemonade stand, demand permit

My great aunty Bertie was hospitalized after drinking lemonade from a stand run by little neighborhood girls.

Turns out the lil ones had poor bathroom habits and spread cholera, listeria and e-coli to half their small town.

So durn it, gawd bless the earnest law enforcement and health inspectors who save us from ourselves every day.

(Just had to offer a dissenting view... even IF complete bull feces)

a reply to: Baddogma

Yeah, I can see where that might color your opinion... Yuck.

Now, I never even knew its not allowed for kids to have lemonade stands...What the heck is going on?


a reply to: alienjuggalo

a reply to: amazing
Easy now, Y'all don't need to get too happy about Overton bein' idyllic. Those oil field hands and pulpwood loggers cook up some of the best meth in Rusk county.