Funny, Spot on Quotes

and you?

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen


There's no such thing as "Fun for the Whole Family".

- Jerry Seinfeld

a reply to: Snarl

The overweight bags fees are due to the baggage handlers and not flight limitations.

" A good lie will travel halfway around the world, while truth is still putting on it's boots"

" No man's life, liberty or property is safe while legislators are in session "


Both by Sam Clements

a reply to: Snarl

"Everyone has a belief system, B.S., the trick is to learn not to take anyone's B.S. too seriously, especially your own."
Robert Anton Wilson

"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month."
Theodore Roosevelt

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Mitch Hedberg

"The number one cause of death in the world is life"
Me

a reply to: Boomorangatangarang

the last one is hilarious ... you made my day thank u
never laughed so hard

ok now I read the rest.. I feel sick ... now .. laughed so hard.. my tummy got sick