I am single because.....

the only reason that i am single is so i can sleep around every night with an other person without hassles

here i am caught with a one night stand

What I don't get it...why is he doing her washing up?

Is that you?

Is this American humour?

I'm single because I live in Los Angeles and the governor says I am only allowed to shower once a week.

I am simply single, because I am married.

a reply to: DAZ21

I bet you would've laughed if the 0P would've added a little Benny Hill music.

a reply to: Greathouse

Who's Benny Hill?

Is this one of his jokes?

I ask in all honesty, because I don't get it, I'm just intrigued to discover the punch line.

a reply to: DAZ21

Exactly.

originally posted by: DAZ21

Is this American humour?

Can't be. I'm just as lost.

Single life must be fun.

a reply to: mikeone718

That's ok then, I'm glad I'm not alone. I thought I'd lost my sense of humour.

a reply to: DAZ21

That was just my attempt at humor. My lady is my better half

Really though, the young'uns at work and their Saturday night stories....

omng this is my thread #mine #michelle #obama #president #now #not #later #please #god.

originally posted by: nrd101
omng this is my thread #mine #michelle #obama #president #now #not #later #please #god.

A msg from Facebook provided by our sponsors, uhhhh no one. individual but more of a collective #ncaa #payme
#paypal #bankofamerica #banks # now #casino? no #6 ? no #obamayes #2017181920 please god please god all I ask is that you protek 9 the royal families of america. thank you please god please god please god grab my ass like that obama

or not whichever way you swing I'll be there for you broho

a reply to: nrd101
What are you talking about?

a reply to: nrd101

Someone either smoked too much or left their page open at work

a reply to: DAZ21

No your not the only one..I figured it was brit humour for how dry it is

we should hire that guy to work for the next president