Hi. Just landed on Planet ATS and want to greet the citizens.

a reply to: St Udio

Hahah I can assure you, there is no link between me and that dear MILF

originally posted by: ladyinwaiting
You sure got your thread title right! Hang on and brace yourself. Things you will need:

1. bacon
2. cocktails
3. self control.
4. straight jacket
5. ejector seat
6. nerves of steel
7. Proof

Have fun!

bacon check
cocktails check
self control never
straight jacket- they made me give it back when i checked out
ejector seat- that would be cool- is that to force myself to walk away as addiction to ats is certain?
nerves of steel- how about nerves of vodka will that work?
proof- never- I need plausible deniability like the govt teehee

but yes welcome and have fun