So why hasn't martial law been declared and Obama turned into a reptilian lizard at this point?

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Why is it always the anti-Obama-ites who are as thick as porcine effluent??

They forgot to send out the memo that martial law is already in effect. There's good news. FEMA is hiring.


Emergency Management Specialist

Job Announcement Number:
FEMA-15-CLC-46739-CORE
Location Name:
Oakland, California
Department:
Department Of Homeland Security
Agency:
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Occupation Code:
0089
Pay Plan:
GS
Appointment Duration:
Term
Opening Date:
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Closing Date:
Monday, February 9, 2015
Job Status:
Full-Time
Salary:
$83,098.00 to $108,034.00 / Per Year
Pay Grade(s):
12 to 12
Who May Apply:
All U.S. citizens This announcement will close on February 9th, 2015 OR the date the 200 th application is received, whichever comes first. For definitions of terms found in this announcement, please click here
Job Summary:
When disaster strikes, America looks to FEMA. Now FEMA looks to you. Join our team and use your talent to support Americans in their times of greatest need. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) prepares the nation for all hazards and manages Federal response and recovery efforts following
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Job Announcement Number:
FEMA-15-SVH-44677DE
Location Name:
Moffett Field, California
Department:
Department Of Homeland Security
Agency:
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Occupation Code:
5378
Pay Plan:
WG
Appointment Duration:
Permanent
Opening Date:
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Closing Date:
Monday, February 9, 2015
Job Status:
Full-Time
Salary:
$30.80 to $35.92 / Per Hour
Pay Grade(s):
11 to 11
Who May Apply:
All U.S. citizens This announcement will close on Monday, February 9, 2015 OR the date the 200 th application is received, whichever comes first. Status candidates may also apply under FEMA-15-SVH-44677MP. For definitions of terms found in this announcement, please click here
Job Summary:
When disaster strikes, America looks to FEMA. Now FEMA looks to you. Join our team and use your talent to support Americans in their times of greatest need. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) prepares the nation for all hazards and manages Federal response and recovery efforts following
Powered Support Systems Mechanic

Job Announcement Number:
FEMA-15-SVH-44683DE
Location Name:
Fort Worth, Texas
Department:
Department Of Homeland Security
Agency:
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Occupation Code:
5378
Pay Plan:
WG
Appointment Duration:
Permanent
Opening Date:
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Closing Date:
Monday, February 9, 2015
Job Status:
Full-Time
Salary:
$25.23 to $29.46 / Per Hour
Pay Grade(s):
11 to 11
Who May Apply:
All U.S. citizens This announcement will close on Monday, February 9, 2015 OR the date the 200 th application is received, whichever comes first. Status candidates may also apply under FEMA-15-SVH-44683MP. For definitions of terms found in this announcement, please click here
Job Summary:
When disaster strikes, America looks to FEMA. Now FEMA looks to you. Join our team and use your talent to support Americans in their times of greatest need. The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) prepares the nation for all hazards and manages Federal response and recovery efforts following

a reply to: Maskander

Weathers not right.

originally posted by: Aloysius the Gaul

originally posted by: Eunuchorn
a reply to: TheTardis

This is so funny! I've been saying since 2008 that Obama would be our first 3 term president LoL

Why is it always the anti-Obama-ites who are as thick as porcine effluent??

I'm not for or against Obama. I've never been registered to vote & I never will register to vote. I grew up in Texas & had 10 years of learning about the Alamo.

I proudly don't know more than 5 presidents off the top of my head, & I definitely don't know the length of their terms or when term limits were changed, & I ESPECIALLY couldn't care less about anything done by any human in their short miserable time span to affect the rest of the long term conditioned material slaves in *their* short, miserable time spans.

Please keep voting & caring about this day to day bull# joke we call reality, I sure as hell don't.

a reply to: LOSTinAMERICA

a reply to: Eunuchorn

And yet here you are, taking an interest, having an opinion about politics, slandering Obama......and proudly demonstrating ignorance.

a reply to: Aloysius the Gaul

was about to say the same thing.
@eunichorn: you know maybe your world appears to be so #ty because your logic divides you from all your power?

I'm an anhedonic fatalistic nihilist. My opinion on politics is that they shouldn't exist. Nothing about modern society is natural & it needs to implode.

a reply to: Eunuchorn

... says the dodo, dives into flour and eggs, before he jumps into the pan...

If it makes you feel any better, they are not technically "Reptilian" - they have green skin though....

a reply to: DupontDeux

Im just curious what '17 secret agencies' you are talking about?