Boston Bomber Suspect Beaten Nearly To Death

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“Normally, an attack this violent, this cruel, on another inmate would get any offending party more time added to their sentence,” said warden Jacobson. “Because of the nature of Tsarnaev’s crimes, though, we have decided to actually reduce the sentences of the Aryan members who were involved. They have done our prison and our country a great service, and we appreciate it immensely. They are heroes in the eyes of not only this institution, but also in the eyes of the people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.”

Whaaaaaat did he just say...?

originally posted by: FireflyStars
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“Normally, an attack this violent, this cruel, on another inmate would get any offending party more time added to their sentence,” said warden Jacobson. “Because of the nature of Tsarnaev’s crimes, though, we have decided to actually reduce the sentences of the Aryan members who were involved. They have done our prison and our country a great service, and we appreciate it immensely. They are heroes in the eyes of not only this institution, but also in the eyes of the people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.”

Whaaaaaat did he just say...?

So let's push aside the judicial system and give the inmates a high-5.

Makes total sense. If he is a suspect, wouldn't they have lowered the sentence for inmates when the suspect hasn't even been charged?

a reply to: FireflyStars

It is a fake story.

Re-read it again.

a reply to: FireflyStars

Satire site. Frankly the comments were more entertaining than the article.

a reply to: kismetpair927

Man I got owned. Haha oops? Do not post when tired.

a reply to: FireflyStars

Man I got owned.

That's what makes ATS so good...we catch the crap pretty quick.

Ha ha ha ahahahahahaaaha...

C'mon man this was near the start of the piece,

“It initially appeared as though Tsarnaev slipped on a discarded banana peel and hit the floor with such force that his head bounced off the hard tile surface, probably 16 or 17 times.

a reply to: FireflyStars

Empire News is a satire website just like The Onion.

a reply to: FireflyStars

It's empirenews..
Edit: I see that's been cleared up.