[DRG2015]Longest Dragon/Mouse tale...ever.

Whilst trying to drag and drop the file the dragon dropped her mouse,
It scurried up to the sideboard and boldy it pronounced:
"A mighty mouse might make you scream and mount the nearest chair
But my master is a dragon so I know how to torch your hair.
Oh master I can't take it, just sitting on your shoulder
You spend all day on ATS... we're both becoming older.
You've made me what I am today a mouse with flames for burps
Now let me have my freedom and I'll leave you trolling jerks."

With that the mouse left home and explored the world, he ended up
getting a job as a roofer in Batley. The dragon carried on trolling
and occasionally logging into Facebook.

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It'll get good money as a roofer in Batley, smart move.
That was great, very Edward Lear!

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Correction..

SnF

Well writen and I really enjoyed it

Glad you like it. It's an edited extract from something I was trying to write years ago but never had the skill to finish. One day...