Christmas Shopper Simulator

Don't want to leave the house during the chaos of Christmas Shopping? Well look no further because you don't have to!

Embark on an epic quest to do a bit of Christmas shopping, complete with all the disappointment, frustration and suspension of the laws of physics that you’d find in a real shopping centre!
Achieve achievements that will test your gaming prowess and look great on your CV!
Complete missions in order to give your day, and indeed your entire existence a whole new degree of meaning!
Wonder constantly whether there's something more important you could be doing!

Wait a minute, wtf is this, is it even real? well yes it is, check the vid:





Who wants to buy it?


Only kidding!
A UK computer game retailer called GAME have released this game for free, mainly because it's a satire game. It was created by Freak Storm Games, the title is available for absolutely free from the GAME website for PC and Mac.

It's fun for about... a few minutes but nevertheless it's a good effort and something to cheer you up with.

Christmas Shopper Simulator lets you walk up escalators, buy things, ‘fall over,’ ‘turn left’ or ‘stop abruptly’. It’s GAME’s effort at doing a Goat Simulator, and looks equally ridiculous/awful/brilliant.

In the words of the retailer’s press release, the simulation offers ’15 minutes of fun, complete with 100 per cent more escalators than FIFA’. (100 per cent of 0 is 0, of course. But you know what they mean).

Link.

"It's how poor people shop!"

Theres seems to be a rash of completely ridiculous games these days...

like goat simulator... at least they're free though

I hate shopping anyways... Perhaps this is the first game dedicated to women?



teehee... *runs and hides*

a reply to: skyblueworld

Cool. Can't wait to get virtually trampled to death over a flat screen TV!

a reply to: Akragon

Goat simulator was freakin weird!

lol

So is this game.