I have proof that the Queen is not an alien...

Yep folks...

I have proof...

The queen and the royal family are definately NOT aliens...

Up until now, NO-ONE has been able to prove that aliens fart...

However... the queen and the royal family do...

Watch through the video as she wafts away the pungeant odor of gold plated cabbage hors d'oeuvres on quite a few occasions in a fake show of waving... Apparently the pong was that bad that it even brought tears to the eyes of some spectators :



And this :



There you go folks... my dose of "crap" humor for the day

Kindest respects

Rodinus

She ain't an alien !
She's a reptile !
Just saying

originally posted by: Denoli
She ain't an alien !
She's a reptile !
Just saying

As the good old ATS phrase goes... :

Pics or it did not happen...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

originally posted by: Rodinus

originally posted by: Denoli
She ain't an alien !
She's a reptile !
Just saying

As the good old ATS phrase goes... :

Pics or it did not happen...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Yep but what do lizards get from McDonald's ?
Quarter pounder with regular FLIES !
Ps I hate the queen .

originally posted by: Denoli

originally posted by: Rodinus

originally posted by: Denoli
She ain't an alien !
She's a reptile !
Just saying

As the good old ATS phrase goes... :

Pics or it did not happen...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Yep but what do lizards get from McDonald's ?
Quarter pounder with regular FLIES !
Ps I hate the queen .

Thanks for the reply.

Your opinion is respected.

If I may, why do you hate the queen, what has she personally done to you?

A lovely old lady that has... in the past "WAS" a good ambassador for the UK... although of course things have changed now...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Imagine having the power of the queen and doing nothing about how our country has turned to #e .

a reply to: Rodinus
What's there to like about her? she costs every taxpayer money every year *even though she's a millionaire*, she has enough money to feed every homeless person in her country *yet she doesnt*, and she thinks shes better than you by birth. If she wasnt "royalty", she'd be considered a lazy useless delusional narcissist. That's no joke!

and she thinks shes better than you by birth.

I will let her think she is better... I have a clear conscience knowing I have worked my bum off to feed my family out of need and keep a roof over our heads through hard graft.

Some of her family might be living of tax payers money but I still believe that she was a good ambassader in the past... (or shop front for tourism if you like).

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Wow that explains a lot, poor aliens anal probe us searching for the organ that farts, the cant fart and are full of gases, poor little things

Now I got a really good reason to justify the alien trips across the universe looking for us ( and perhaps rodinus dog) the endless fart search!!! Cue startrek theme

a reply to: Rodinus

Most ambassadors I've met didnt require I bow to them

a reply to: Rodinus

wonderfully irreverant! Can't help it as one gets older queen - even reptiles do it.

originally posted by: Ridhya
a reply to: Rodinus

Most ambassadors I've met didnt require I bow to them

You don't have to bow to her if you meet up with her Rid... The beheading days are well and truly over.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

a reply to: Rodinus
Hahah that is until she hears my impression of her!

a reply to: Ridhya

Yes that 69 pence a year per person really does dent the pockets...


You sound like a miserly Fagan.

Rodinus,

I am starting to have concerns with your fascination towards human and animal flatulence.


Its given me many laughs reading your last few threads so forget my concerns and keep up the good work

originally posted by: InhaleExhale
Rodinus,

I am starting to have concerns with your fascination towards human and animal flatulence.


Its given me many laughs reading your last few threads so forget my concerns and keep up the good work

You know what it is like Inhale...

Once you have an idea in your head....!

I promise that I will stay away from writing flatulence related threads from now on... Erm... for a while that is...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs
Lo, how one's belief that a completely unnecessary tax to give more gold to a useless millionaire could be better spent, is considered miserly. I hope she becomes homeless and learns the true value of 69 pence.

a reply to: Ridhya

I'm sure you've spent more in one day at some global bloodsucking corporation that's bleeding the earth dry of its resources at an extortionate price to the common folk...

You can't complain about 69 pence to the highest Ambassador and representative on the planet...
She also does a lot for charity & other good causes...



Btw, I wasn't being venomous when I called you a miserly Fagan, I actually meant it in a humerous way.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs
Do you honestly not see the difference between me spending my earned money on products to live versus the queen spending a mandatory levy on frivolous things she doesnt need?

Ive done charity work WITHOUT leeching money and im not even close to a millionaire. As my friend likes to say, "generosity isnt giving when you're rich, its giving when you cant afford to"