Scientists grown penises in lab

originally posted by: MagesticEsoteric
a reply to: Stormdancer777
Sorry to break it to the fellas but, size does matter.

Don't believe your wives or girlfriends when they say it doesn't...they are just being gentle towards the male ego.

I will never, ever, ever admit to starring your post.

LOL, I knew this thread would be more fun than the Ebola thread!

This is great news! Now if they could just grow the handsome stud in the lab to go with it...

originally posted by: jimmyx
I know a girl who can grow penises, and she doesn't have a degree in anything, nor a lab.

Wuahahahahaa..........

Now I know why they wanted me to donate my body to science. Making the world a more joyful place one penis at a time.

BIG things expected from this firm with HUGE growth say experts who are banging on about it but will it be a flop


Hamish the kilt monster has competition

So basically there's some little lab mouse strutting his stuff in his cage, showing off to the female mice in the cage opposite whilst squeaking 'Hey! Ladies say hello to my little friend!'

Damn, this sucks.

All I have left is a free chauffeur out of retail stores.

Well there goes the last perk of being black. (I kid)

a reply to: BlubberyConspiracy

I lol'd

a reply to: Stormdancer777 I hate to put an end to this party, but the validity of that newspaper in general is in question so then should be that article. But it makes a nice conversation piece, no?

originally posted by: charlyv
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I figure anybody who can put a fully packin' P3 into an 80 degree
bank and keep altitude can post any damned thing he wants.
Even find a snapshot ...

Back to the thread-- as the plot and subject matter thickens:
I was intrigued they'd wash/soak the host tissue out until
all that was left was the collagen sheath.

If I was to donate my body to science fiction, that procedure of
retrieving the neutral, endogenous waz would require microscopics.
The general endowment of some ethnicities is a suburban myth...

originally posted by: Stormdancer777
The penises grown in a lab:

Organs would be given to men with congenital abnormalities, or those who have undergone radical surgery for cancer or suffered trauma to the area
Engineered penises now being tested for 'safety, function and durability'
Created by team that implanted lab-grown vaginas into women this year


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I have to wonder about the safety part, tested for 'safety, function and durability

And to think people say there is no God.

Wag and Spar! And the thread is growing faster than a 19 year
old apprentice stumbling across the caliph's Chamber of Wh..
wait I can't say that so close to Halloweenie.

It's a good day when we can briefly divert ourselves from the
cares and worries of the world; and marvel at the miracles of
modern and immodest science. Speak of the devil's,
doesn't this belong in the Jokes and Gags forum?

For safety, it's always good to err toward nothing bigger than
your head, either for dinner or dessert.

For function, the words of my dear departed Irishman being
scolded for using the Ladie's Room: "This is for Ladies ONLY!"
"So's this ma'am: but I occasionally have to run a little water
through it." from 'My Favorite Year'

Durability... really? We're talking about one's counterpart
giving birth. Oh Please.
The defense never rests.

Come at me whomever. But be warned I'm old but agile.

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