Bonafide Smartasses

I'm sure there is much appreciation for this type of condescending humor. I found a few hilarious. *** Warning, a couple of them contain profanity.









Many more at link:
Bonafide Smartass

I love the first two.

a reply to: AccessDenied

Haha!
The second one shows that some people are willing to put a fair deal of time and effort into being a smartass
I approve!

a reply to: AccessDenied

Oh man there was some good ones in there, this was my fav

Funny stuff!!

I take pride in my wise-assery. I recently had a foul mannered drunk tell me that she didn't like me because I was a wise ass.
I replied, "Well that's one less reason for you to be self-loathing."
I don't think she even got it.

This one made me laugh - a lot.

s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

a reply to: AccessDenied

X-acto knife! Took me a second LMAO!

originally posted by: skunkape23
I take pride in my wise-assery. I recently had a foul mannered drunk tell me that she didn't like me because I was a wise ass.
I replied, "Well that's one less reason for you to be self-loathing."
I don't think she even got it.

Well, I don't get so ergo...I must be a foul mannered drunk?:cheers I be dazzled, what craft of witchery caused me not remember partaking of libation?

Man those were all good but I think the machine one was my fav.This inspires me to become more of a smartass than I already am

The Pursuit of smartassery, may it rue the day.

Accessdenied, your making people laugh in this screwed up world, Bravo!

a reply to: AccessDenied

I lost it on several of them - Probably scared the entire complex again.

The toilet paper roll started it, just because it sounds like something I would do.

originally posted by: douglas5

s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...

originally posted by: HUMBLEONE
Accessdenied, your making people laugh in this screwed up world, Bravo!

Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it...beats ticking them off..LOL
Humbleone, I do believe I have read many posts of yours that could easily qualify as 100% pure grade A smartassery.
You are definitely an artist of the highest condescending form.

originally posted by: AccessDenied

originally posted by: douglas5

s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...

But i am in stealth mode with a ultra secret skin to fool the radar

originally posted by: douglas5

originally posted by: AccessDenied

originally posted by: douglas5

s & f for that , when i saw the thread title i thought someone was peed off at my one line quip's

I'll leave it to Zaphod to handle your one liners...

But i am in stealth mode with a ultra secret skin to fool the radar

I can still see you...

a reply to: AccessDenied

Oh no! I just read the last line above the picture.
Now I have to scroll back through the whole thread to find the profanity!

Take my wives. All of them. Please.