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Doh!!!! Have a laugh on me!

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, " Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Billy Bob."

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

roflmao!!!

That is a good one!

Thanks for sharing!

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Hahhaha, that's a good one.
Thanks for the laugh, much needed today

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Bahahahaha!!!

A good laugh was much needed, this place has been tense lately

Mr Gay...

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I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

If I can make you smile or laugh... It makes my day.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
Thank You,,,, That Us Funny!!! My husband about Died!
ROFLMAO

That was funny, gratitude

originally posted by: guohua
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
Thank You,,,, That Us Funny!!! My husband about Died!

ROFLMAO

I figured you would enjoy it. It seems we share a lot in common humor wise judging from most of your pics...

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
We do, We do,,, My husband saved this one and took it with him to the VFW tonight.
Thanks

Have you seen this one yet?

originally posted by: guohua
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
We do, We do,,, My husband saved this one and took it with him to the VFW tonight.

Thanks

Have you seen this one yet?

Literally lol!!! That's a good one. And true... That's what makes them so good. I guess we can either laugh or cry at everything around us.

Me?? Might as well just laugh...

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
My Friend Start Crying,,,, You'll like this one to I think,,,,We could Laugh Together if it wasn't so,,, Real and they're closer to getting the Fence built!

I'll chip in a little something ;D

Go to the coupe three girls. One says:
- I like to # with the athletes. Quickly ran quickly ficked fast
escaped. The second:
- And I - with the military. At the expense of time came, at the expense of two ficked on the count of three left.
Third:
- I like to fick with the Indians. Children of nature. Fick like animals. Here train
braked. Georgian falls off the shelf:
- Let me introduce myself - master of sports, Major Chingachgook