**BREAKING** The actual telephone transcripts between Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu

Through some savvy hacking skills and some deep secret contacts I have with the government, I have obtained the actual telephone transcripts between Obama and Netanyahu. I know the other thread was a hoax, but these should prove to be authentic.

***Begin transcript***

BO: Hi. Is Ben at home?

Israel: Just a minute, I'll check.

(small pause)

BN: Sup! Who's this?

BO: It's me, Barry! Sup!

BN: What's going on?

BO: Nothing much. Golfing, tee-vee stuff, made a speech the other day. You?

BN: Blowin' stuff up. War. Did you catch the latest episode of Trueblood?

BO: Nope, don't say anything though, I tevo'd it. Say, Benny, can you stop blowing stuff up for a while?

BN: Why?

BO: Sh#t be getting real, brah. Plus it'll make me look tough if I lay the hammer down.

BN: (sighs) What's in it for me?

BO: What do you want?

BN: Money, a walk-on role in "The Walking Dead", and your word that you'll support us forever. (pause) Okay! I'm kidding on the last one. I don't want you to make promises you can't keep. (laughs)

BO: Dude! You burned me! (laughs) Okay on the money, I'll bump Biden off his role for "The Dead" show, and I'll even throw in the new iPhone6. Plus, I'll even throw in Beyoncé's phone number.

BN: For real? Barry! You rock! But I already have her number! She gave it to me first!

BO: Burned again! Kay. Gotta go. The wife is calling, something about Russia attacking Poland or something lame again.

BN: Kay, brah. Oh, by the way. . . Sookie gets sick! BWAHAHAHAHAHA SPOILER ALERT!

BO: Dang it! Burned again!

***end transcript***


I'll follow up, if I can, to bring you the most accurate, up-to-date info.



beez

a reply to: beezzer

I'd put money on that being legit Beezzer! LOL!!!

And coffee spewed ... Thanks for the morning laugh.

I don't know what to laugh at, the transcript or that people actually talk like that.

haha

Thanks for the kind words.

I hope everyone appreciates my somewhat cynical spin on world events.

Since I have numerous contacts in a variety of governments, I hope to do a series of intercepted phone calls.

a reply to: beezzer

Somehow, that actually makes sense if you read it using their voices. LOL