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originally posted by: nenothtu
originally posted by: DeadSeraph
Meh. I don't really care. I've been thinking about growing my hair out again lately, and also trying out a beard. This is as good an excuse as any. Now when people ask why I grew it long again I can tell them studies have shown that I am a super ninja.
HEY!
OOH! OOH!
I want to be a Super Ninja, too! Will there be ID cards to carry to prove it? Secret meetings? A clubhouse... in a tree?
How about prior experience as a Super-Ninja? Does that count?
This is when I used to be a Super Ninja:
(don't laugh - the Super Ninja Mobile had wings!)
and:
(Don't laugh again - the hound was giving a practical demonstration of Super-Ninja-Fu in that picture!)
Then I lost all my superpowers in a horrible shaving accident - my entire head was fully involved in the carnage:
A few years later I tried to get my superpowers back, and may have gone a tiny bit overboard:
Before realizing that my super ninja hair was deserting me. I then began to wonder if facial hair could substitute if it was suitably antenna-shaped, and finally settled on the infamous "he swallowed not just one, but TWO live squirrels - look at their tails - how badass is THAT?" look:
Ah, the vibes (and various foodstuffs) that 'stache used to pick up!
I can't grow the squirrel tails back, though. The little missus frowns upon it - something about it being "uncouth and barbaric"... but Super Ninjas don't have to be particularly couth or civilized, do they?
Then there is also the problem of stepping on the 'stache unexpectedly, and doing ignominious somersaults...
This is about as close as I can get, and still maintain a semblance of dignity:
Can I join? Is there a line? What about a secret handshake?
originally posted by: nenothtu
a reply to: tsingtao
Is that you, Jimmy? My long-lost twin that was separated at birth from me?
I had a guitar once upon a time. I thought it made lovely sounds, but evidently my horse played it better - at least everyone clapped louder when he stepped on it!
originally posted by: emeris
a reply to: Biigs
You also have to let the essential oils collect and coat the hair..If you wash with soaps you wash out ALL the oils whereas if you just rinse well with water your hair will be clean but you will retain the protective and blissful oils...i know it sounds strange to say they are blissful but my experience is literally that...The smell of the oil is like flowery perfume and seems to literally cause a kind of drunkenness if allowed to build up...I imagine the oil containing phychedelic compounds that are refined within the body and then comes out the crown of the head (the oil comes out from the crown not the whole scalp) Sounds crazy but unless youve stopped using ALL soaps for at least a couple months to allow your hormonal glands to rebalance and recover from the life-time of over-compensation then please do not respond to this...i am speaking of direct experience so go and get it and then speak...
originally posted by: ltinycdancerg
a reply to: PurpleDog UK
lmao
this is ridiculous .
The reason military dictates hairstyle and bans facial hair is the same reason it requires uniforms-
REMOVING PERSONAL IDENTITY AND INDIVIDUALISM .
This is an acknowledged fact.
This story is just that, a story- written by someone who needs psychological help.
originally posted by: ltinycdancerg
a reply to: PurpleDog UK
lmao
this is ridiculous .
The reason military dictates hairstyle and bans facial hair is the same reason it requires uniforms-
REMOVING PERSONAL IDENTITY AND INDIVIDUALISM .
This is an acknowledged fact.
This story is just that, a story- written by someone who needs psychological help.
originally posted by: ltinycdancerg
a reply to: PurpleDog UK
lmao
this is ridiculous .
The reason military dictates hairstyle and bans facial hair is the same reason it requires uniforms-
REMOVING PERSONAL IDENTITY AND INDIVIDUALISM .
This is an acknowledged fact.
This story is just that, a story- written by someone who needs psychological help.