Analysis: Alaska best suited to repel the zombie apocalypse, NJ worst.

U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse.

Given the growing frequency with which zombies appear in movies, TV shows, and your worst nightmares, it’s inevitable the zombie apocalypse will soon be upon us.

When it comes to surviving this inevitable showdown with the undead, location is everything.

Yah but, I gotta go to Alaska to be safe?



Where else can I go? # 5 is New Mexico. No thanks. If the zombies dont get you, the cops will.

Arizona is coming in at # 7. Ive heard nice things about AZ, nice weather, nice landscape, reasonable cost of living, low taxes, pro 2nd Amendment.

Ok, Arizona it is!

And coming in last as expected, is New Jersey. Like there was any doubt. Isnt NJ last in everything?

More residents are leaving New Jersey than any other state in U.S.

Theres gotta be some use for NJ, right?

Maybe we can build a giant wall around it (we'll include NYC as well) and turn it into a giant dump?

I saw that yesterday and it made me laugh although some of their metrics are questionable. They used self-reported interests from facebook for a lot of their criteria. Are you going to trust self-reported martial arts and lasar tag enthusiasts to save your butt in the zombie apocalypse?

NM, AZ, NV some of the best? No way.

Nowhere in North America would be safe, unless it's in the middle of a very large lake or surrounded by a hundred miles of desolate desert. Or a secluded peak on a very steep mountain. None of which are very convenient locations to find food or secure lodgings. I would suggest getting a large boat and collecting supplies by hopping from coastal city to coastal city. You wouldn't need to be more than a dozen miles out in the water to be safe.

I am a Alaskan fisherman, fallow me if you want to survive!!!


WARNING: White boy Muslim , stops to pray often ! .

Pros : will run head first into zombi stack ...SEEKING MARTYRDOM

Cons: all woman must wear hijab ,and men
...grow your beards :-P

Humbly

LSH

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My state ranked 16th.

Good odds. I'll take 'em.

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I didnt know "zombies" stayed within states boundaries so carefully. Do they have GPS or something?

I'm in D.C....Bummer.

But I'd take a bunch of them out with me. Or I could head into West Virginia, I bet it wouldn't be much different than the crowd already out there

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Gotta say I'm glad my state (WA) is in a Zombieland zone. Beginning to think this is the only way any of us will ever get away from the totalitarian boot of TPTB.

Give me zombies anyday.

watchitburn
I'm in D.C....Bummer.

But I'd take a bunch of them out with me. Or I could head into West Virginia, I bet it wouldn't be much different than the crowd already out there

Zombies would starve in DC. No brains.

Just hide until the politicians try to legislate the zombies "undead-americans.

I would choose Wyoming just for the fact it has the smallest population.
Fun topic.

AfterInfinity
Nowhere in North America would be safe...

Unless zombies learn to drive...there are lots of safe places.

Even the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is involved !!!!

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CDC - Zombie Preparedness

old related thread ....
CDC denies rumors of zombie apocalypse !!

Be Prepared !!!!

Haha, I literally laughed out loud at the statistic that shows Washington D.C. with the most gun owners.

Funny stuff..

watchitburn
Or I could head into West Virginia, I bet it wouldn't be much different than the crowd already out there

Inbred or not, they do it right...

iamhobo
Haha, I literally laughed out loud at the statistic that shows Washington D.C. with the most gun owners.

Funny stuff..

They are ranked last for gun ownership (51st.).

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I was wondering how anyone in DC would know if the Zombie apocalypse had started or not? Have you seen Harry Reid lately? I'd add McConnel to that, but his cheeks are at least still a but plump ... I wonder how much Botox it takes.

iamhobo
Haha, I literally laughed out loud at the statistic that shows Washington D.C. with the most gun owners.

Funny stuff..

That's legal gun owners I'm sure ...

Leeland Yee can only run 'em so far, so fast.

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I know it's just for fun but I think making all of the metrics weighted evenly was a mistake. For example, Oregon is #1 for physically active people and #11 for survival skills. Those are two metrics that should be far more important than some of the others.

I definitely wouldn't leave Oregon in a zombie scenario. Besides, our Bigfeet and tree octopi will fend them off.

why isnt this zombie apocalypse stuff thrown into the joke bin,,,, threads with more plausible scenarios of happening get thrown in there all the time...