She would tell you that first and foremost that she wants her servants to stop sleeping on the her throne. (the bed) The servants need to drive the
other animals out of the house so they have more time to devote to her. The other pets are useless to her anyways.
The servants need to get better at understanding her demands. The poor thing gets so frustrated when we (the servants if you didn't already know)
confuse her demands to have her food dish refilled because she can see the bottom of the bowl and her demands to be carried around the house.
The servants need to understand her dinning requirements better. A bowl on the ground is inadequate. The water should come from a marble or porcelain
fountain. Dinner should be served on a gold plate and the meal should consist of fresh caught salmon or pheasant. Smoked ham as a frequent treat.
The servants should always be available to admire and pet her on demand, but should know when she needs time by her self to on her throne. While she
understand that we her servants want to sleep close to her, and she does begrudgingly tolerate, we need to learn to be able to sleep on the floor,
after all the servants have a far lower status the her Royal majesty.
We try to be good servants, really we do, but sometimes we fall short, especially in understanding some of her methods of communication. Thankfully
she puts up with our lower intelligence and ignorance and rewards us with moments of patience and love.