Afghan soldier caught having sex with donkey

An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.

The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.
"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.

After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge.

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[Edited on 16-3-2004 by John bull 1]

"The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married."

Wow!!! That's the worst excuse ever. Man, that must've been embarrassing.

Jeez - all kinds of comments can be made about this...

How about, "I bet he really felt like an ass..."

I'm betting this isn't his first time on the barnyard dating circuit, and it won't be his last...


I think a pic of the donkey in question is below....

I think it's discrimination. Some guys like legs, some boobs, some hair, this guy was obviously an ass man.

Not enough money to marry? Hell, i'd sooner screw a hole in the wall than do a donkey. Man, that's just creepy. And the smell? *gag*

[Edited on 16-3-2004 by Thorfinn Skullsplitter]

What happened to the good old hand job? Or is that a sin in the Muslim religion? Assuming he is Muslim of course. But even if it is a sin, I'm sure screwing a donkey would be considered worse?

Well, if the donkey was consenting and if it enjoyed it, who are we to pass judgement?

It is a lot more common of an occurance, in certain countires, then you would believe. I know of someone that actually admited to doing this when he was 9. Some country in South America, I think.

$10 bucks says old Gloria Allred is already in negotiations to represent the donkey in this case...

She missed getting into the Kobe case so she is needing more air time...

Maybe they can get a marriage license from San Francisco...

At least it was a donkey not a sheep. That would have been Bhaaaaaaaaaaad.

Ewe that's gross, heh...

Hehe-

What a #ing jackass!

Good lines everyone, fricken hilarious

You know the bad thing about screwing a donkey?

you got to walk all the way around them to kiss them

I'd rather be caught maturbating than something like that. Oh man the embarasment that man must of had after he was arrested. But what about the kid that caught him doing it first? He is now emotionally scarred

To sorta quote Carlin...

"There's certainly nothing wrong with that, it's a victimless hobby...and think of good the donkey must feel..."

The donkey said " HEE HAWUMPED ME"

I request a ban on any and all serious conjecture on this thread!

Intrepid: "ass man!" That was a good one!

DC

Originally posted by intrepid
I think it's discrimination. Some guys like legs, some boobs, some hair, this guy was obviously an ass man.

Thanks man. I need a laugh.