Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem.

Ok , this is real freaky , Mayor Bloomberg makes an announcement about sorting out the homeless in New York city, whilst covered in blood.!!!

They aren't a problem any more , they have been permanently taken care of.

Fema camps anyone???

What is the reason he is covered in blood , is it theatre ? , did he actually commit a crime?

Why be seen by children like this, what is his purpose?

And what happened to the homeless people?

www.theonion.com...

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reply to post by Pinkorchid


It's the onion.
Nuff said.

If you read more articles you would see it's all for laughs and they got you.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


ats requires more than one sentence.

the onion? *rollseyes*

reply to post by thesaneone


Ok , so what's funny about being covered in blood??

reply to post by Pinkorchid


If you don't get it....
Then you won't get it.

It's the Onion. And their satire is brutal.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


It never happened so don't lose any sleep over it.
The Onion is an American news satire organization.

And depending on your sense of humor it can be funny.

reply to post by thesaneone


So it's all photo-shopped and not a real picture of him covered in blood?

In other news, a broken sewage pipe has flooded the floors of Congress....
News at 13
Stinky Onions

reply to post by Pinkorchid


No just fun.

Read some more of their headlines you might get a chuckle out of some of them.

Didn't mean to be rude... edited.

reply to post by thesaneone


Don't think I like that sort of humour , kind of sick really.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


Star and flag for making my day more interesting.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


What can I say, we all find different things funny.

Can the mods put this in the right area, thank you.

reply to post by lernmore


Because it's and extraordinary picture and I did not get that , sort of thing can be considered a joke or even funny , so yes for a moment , I thought it was possible.
I thought he had had a breakdown or something.

Hey!
A satire sight had a lot of members fooled the other day, it happens.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


A) The Onion is a satire site.

B) The "blood" is photoshopped. (Easy to tell as I've used the same brushes previously. They're available on DeviantArt.)

Now, if this wasn't a piece done by The Onion and the blood real... I'd seriously lock my doors. :: Wink ::

Some of your are right....

It is funny, not originally, but this thread about it is.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


ok enough said , lets move on to something worth wild. Fool me once.
Everyone got a star for participating , my apologies.



Lol , this feels like one of those moments when you walk out of the toilet with the paper hanging out the back or when you stubble in front of a huge crowd and everyone laughs, duhhhhhhhhhh.

reply to post by Pinkorchid

Aww, pink i feel like that at least once a day.

reply to post by Pinkorchid


Classic! I love The Onion. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the lunatic Bloomberg has actually considered this.
Speaking of onions, I just made a thread that features onions. I think it's more than coincidence.