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Originally posted by bhornbuckle75
reply to post by AthlonSavage
On a lighter note....How about Star Trek Vs Star Wars?
95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.
90. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess.
72. When Kirk was Picard's age, he retired from Admiral and took to
climbing rocks.
71. When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter,
Stargazer. When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship
Enterprise.
60. Kirk never once said "Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship!"
42 Picard hasn't fathered any children; Kirk -- probably millions.
37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate,
charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his
enemies. (Need we say more?)
34. Kirk once fought a Greek god. And won.
22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.
11. When Kirk doesn't trust the Romulans, he fires at them. When Picard
doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.
4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even
impressed.
73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at Chess.
65. Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.
32. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
13. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.
8. Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
1. One Word: Balls.
Picard keeps a stash of Romulan ale
Picard, ego fell out with his hair
Picard, is captain of a bigger ship
Picard, has a klingon as a body guard