What was first, the chicken or the egg?

1. This is a question formulated by one who did not want any answer in return.

2. If not 1., why the blip would you want to know?

It's like wanting to know what God is.

This whole thread is blasphemous.

reply to post by Angle


Are you actively seeking abuse?

reply to post by Itisnowagain


That was hilarious. I about crapped. Ha ha ha ha. It has been a minute since a post made me laugh like that. I now have forgot what the OP was even about. LOL

You can't win with this riddle.

It is always this one was first cuz of this, that one was first cuz of that.

I say, we should just quit eating chicken and their by-products as to not have to play this game.

The egg was first - fish came from eggs and they reckon fish were around before chickens.

reply to post by Itisnowagain


Kay, who laid the freakin egg. See it is like a merry go round.

reply to post by Angle

Funny you should post this now.

Just last night I had an epiphany re; " What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

I have the answer.





.... The Rooster.

The dinosaur came first.

Then the dinosaur evolved into a chicken.

The egg is always first as it contains the next evolutionary step.

If however you want to say God created everything, then the chicken came first although God could just as easily have created the egg first. Perhaps as a surprise for the Angels. They sat on the eggs to keep them warm and when they hatched they said "awwww, it's cute!"

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Originally posted by GrantedBail
reply to post by Itisnowagain

 

Kay, who laid the freakin egg. See it is like a merry go round.

If it was a fish egg - it was not the chicken.

I'd say chickens don't exist.

Maybe a better question would be, (just for not having a one line post) Where is the chicken or the egg supposed to come from.

reply to post by Timely


ha ha. I just got it.

You are a very bad boy.

What came first, the chicken or Grantedbail?

The answer is actually very simple...the egg came first.

Why?....

Taking evolution into account, the egg that hatched the first definative chicken came from a bird that was almost a chicken but not quite. The egg for that first chicken came and then "it" hatched.

reply to post by GrantedBail

Guilty as charged.

reply to post by Itisnowagain


That whole fish thing didn't make sense. I don't think I should entertain any fish eggs.

reply to post by nerbot


You said the egg came from some other bird.

If you were on a game show you would have been eliminated.

reply to post by Perhaps


You don't get to play since you are so condescending.

Originally posted by nerbot
The answer is actually very simple...the egg came first.

Why?....

Taking evolution into account, the egg that hatched the first definative chicken came from a bird that was almost a chicken but not quite. The egg for that first chicken came and then "it" hatched.

Exactly. I don't understand why this is suposed to be such a polarising and complicated question. The chicken had to come from the egg. The egg came from something that was maybe not 100% genetically chicken. As with all evolution, it was a mutation.

Originally posted by GrantedBail
If you were on a game show you would have been eliminated.

Explain why you think I am wrong please.