Finds from Google Translate.

Some of the things I have found by simply translating from Arabic/Persian to English had me laughing for hours. I got bored yesterday and decided to start translating random words and finding out what they meant in another tongue. I used mostly religious words to start with before just using household words. I found a few interesting ones though.. Its well known that Barack means To Bless or Bless in Arabic. That was the first word I used but heres a list of what I found from the two different Middle Eastern Languages. I didn't realise how different they actually were. First I'll start with the Persian.

Jesus = Spy
Church = Wheel
Jew = Atmosphere
Angel = Parasite
Holy = Solution
God = Ring
Mother = Holy
Fire = Splendor
Torah = Jackal
Koran = Century
Book = Facebook
Holy Book = Facebook Settlement

But what I found interesting was the Arabic translations. There seems to be a couple of household words which appear when translating into English. These are the ones that gave me a chuckle.

Church = Company
Jew = Atmosphere
Christ = Fierce
Prophet = Rehearsal
Demon = Within
God = There
Mother = Exciting
Sinai = Chinese
Judea = Very
Torah = See
Koran = Wedding

Now the next one is the funniest of the lot. I thought I would type in bible expectin to get some religious translation or something.. But I was surprised when this came up.

Bible = Paypal

There were a few other sentences which came up with FBI, Against CNN and a couple of others. I recommend people try this out. Some of the translations are quiet funny..

Oh,that is priceless,especially bible=paypal!
Thank you for sharing that.
I wonder what the hidden meanings in all that are?

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Heres a few more which I saved..

Persian
The Holy Book - Thh settlement on Facebook (A lot of words end up like Thh etc)
The United States of America - FBI stats thh vnytd America

Arabic
Al-Qaeda - Leaders
Al-Nusra - Victory
Al-Shabab - Youth
Hamas - Enthusiasm
Qads - Sanctify

Now heres an interesting way of looking at it. If Al- = All and Qaeda = Leadership, Does Al-Qaeda = All Leadership?